Dr. Pete Meyers

(oh, also very politely and sincerely)

"Did you ever considering renaming it 'The Crappening'?"

"This show is unnecessarily horny, but ..." -- me explaining 70% of anime I just watched.

Tired of watching people die to appease the Mad King.

Anyone find the whole "We're going to hit Iran even harder!" talking points just bizarre? That's not a strategy -- if anything, the biggest attacks should have come early on. It's just more and more obvious these guys are kids with toy guns and planes, except the guns and planes are real.

Probably the same person who sets my return flights from work trips for 8am.

"What have the economies of the world ever done for us?!" -- JD Vance, probably

I know enough to be absolutely sure that prices aren't returning to normal in a few days or a week, regardless of what happens next.

I'm no energy market expert, but this seems bad:

I've bought at least 3 fleece pullovers on trips to San Francisco because I forgot how much the temperature drops at night.

I'm 55, and I didn't really understand until the past decade that our entire support structure of checks-and-balances was held up by the honor system.

Why do Democrats favor masks during trick-or-treating yet are opposed to armed thugs wearing masks?!

Don't worry, prices will immediately fall when the situation settles down, because companies always, quickly return excess profits to consumers.

As someone who finished an entire 7-day MBA book, I can confidently tell you that up-and-to-the-right is good:

They do look like very fancy chocolates.

Good news, everyone -- the guy who probably hasn't paid for anything himself for 30 years says gas prices aren't high. Problem solved.

I'm gonna need my laptop later, so I'd prefer to not throw it out the 3rd-floor window.

The obvious lesson for US automakers is that they're not living in the past hard enough.

Lavender was going to take too long to arrive, so I went Moonstone Blue.

As a marketer, I have doubts about this new "fascism, but fun!" campaign.

Supposedly, this is unrelated and due to a major data snafu, but not sure.

My niece wants a couple of Taylor Swift albums on vinyl, and I'm realizing Midnights comes in like 8 colors. Uncle Pete is thinking she needs the exclusive lavender, right?

Amazon is a hot mess right now.

Make no mistake: Kristi Noem deserved to be fired. But the agency she leads has been rogue and lawless since its creation in 2002.

No matter who serves as the next Secretary, DHS must be dismantled, and the immigration system rebuilt from the ground up.

Thank you, Congressman.

"The Western hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security." -- I mean, sure, no argument there.

The loyalty-over-competence choices are running low.

Lewandowski will, I'm sure, slither down a drain pipe and re-emerge from someone else's sewer.

Trump's scraping the bottom of the dumb-ass barrel.

Ultimately, it wasn't the incompetence or the cruelty or the sex scandal. Noem committed the cardinal sin of putting her own ambitions and greed before Trump's.