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Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25433    πŸ” 6957    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 155

it should play family guy funny moments

27.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 676    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE murdered RenΓ©e Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives.

We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

26.01.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 54682    πŸ” 13957    πŸ’¬ 817    πŸ“Œ 492
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

25.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 15087    πŸ” 4381    πŸ’¬ 480    πŸ“Œ 919
smoking a goint

smoking a goint

23.09.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2503    πŸ” 633    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

believe it or not this didn’t work

10.08.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe going for a depression walk when it’s 95 degrees outside will heal me

10.08.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sleepy time bear

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

19.07.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10769    πŸ” 2136    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 109

i’m in her dm’s like: sam has unsent a message

04.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is genuinely the news every day

14.07.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 10399    πŸ” 2115    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 25

[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch

12.07.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1241    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 5

i’ve been afraid to play since the update bc i know all of my shit is gonna be borked 😭

10.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

surely it will please my haters to know that my life has become immeasurably worse

07.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year

04.07.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2178    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 8
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A little bubble balloon dog for you

following rappenem's bubble sprite tutorial, but I definitely have a lot to learn about lighting and reflections.

#pixelart #pixel_dailies #pixelartist

09.05.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

yippie!!

22.04.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot . ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .

β€œAmerican Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.

30.03.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7056    πŸ” 1651    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 28
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His greed sickens me

19.03.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3273    πŸ” 814    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 62

the WHAT option 😭😭😭

17.03.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my current bg3 playthrough started getting kinda freaky

17.03.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

telling the doctor not to hit me with the knee reflex thing because i'm at 1 HP

12.03.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1201    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

soy El Chapo Roan

27.02.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

Dune

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if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon

10.01.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1215    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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he/they of the day - the Great Deku Tree from Zelda

12.12.2024 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ain’t no way this guy’s name is Luigi Mansion

11.12.2024 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

not stretcher men being in the top 5 😭😭😭

10.12.2024 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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logging on

30.11.2024 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 21