Joe

This is not about cryptocurrency. I am really sick and I want a night time cough syrup with: doxylamine succinate AND triprolidine hcl, ibuprofen instead of acetaminophen, DXM, and no guaf.

I want to make my own cold medicine. Just sell me the ingredients and flavors. Stop gatekeeping pharmacology!

Hopefully we can get the number of competitive House seats down to basically zero. The uncertainty of elections is very stressful, we should just lock in.

None of the settings on your toaster oven do anything. They're just there to give you a sense of control while your life falls apart around you.

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S90 reportedly outperforms Nvidia rtx 4060

I'm skeptical about this, but if Chinese GPUs are actually putting up 4060 numbers then it's over for America. Chinese century.

The next season of The Bear should have even less cooking. The whole season should just be about Jeremy Allen White training to run a marathon or something.

Pritzker putting up Texas Dems in a hotel room to break the legislature is EXTREMELY late republic coded. Better hope American Augustus is woke.

I don't think the ways in which it's non-random would meaningfully affect the odds of gay sex having though? Like do american elites have a different amount of gay sex than American plebs

There's probably been at least one President whose had gay sex right? Just like statistically it seems pretty likely.

John Fetterman becoming conservative after suffering brain damage feels a little too on the nose.

I googled "Who is in charge of Islam?" and the AI generated response said "Allah (God)". Fair enough I guess.

Is there a Daniel Tiger episode that helps explain that we elected dollar store Hitler and now he's ending PBS to offset regressive tax cuts?

Some kid at the park said "Fuck" and then his dad hit him. That was a day ruining interaction to watch.

Ms Rachel is the closest thing we still have to monoculture, really hard to explain how giant she is if you don't have young kids. Every video she puts up does Superbowl numbers

Now, that formative choice in Rogers’s career is helping Accurso navigate a pivotal moment of her own: For months, she has been working on a special episode of “Ms. Rachel,” one that explores the concept of friendship and features a guest star named Rahaf Saed — a 3-year-old double amputee from Gaza who lost both her legs in an Israeli airstrike in August 2024.

I think people are probably not ready for the implications of a very special Ms Rachel episode about the genocide in Gaza

drinking beer and playing video games

There was only like five names until the High Middle Ages. Basically everyone in antiquity was just named Gaius or Marcus Aurelius. I think historians accidentally obscure this by assigning friendly names to important figures.

Trump is like if Commodus was also Hitler

Every year I try to read 52 books, and every year I come up way short. Maybe this year will be different.

America has a lot of problems, but working an email job in the imperial core is pretty great and Trump is going to ruin that

Putin's central insight was that you can kind of do whatever you want so long as you do not under any circumstances fuck with the economic technocrats. Trump appears to be going in a different direction.

Spray Tan Caligula is destroying the economy on purpose because he hates you.

We need a Woke Business Plot.

Trump is trying to turn the US into North Korea, but our institutions are probably too strong for that so he's just going to break everything for no reason.

Trump freaking out and destroying the economy for no reason is so relatable. I also suck at my job, he's just like me!

Going on a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory type quest to find one of the Celsius cans filled with High Noon

We need to advance computing enough to allow video game characters to experience suffering. This is our generation's moonshot.

The state at its most basic is a grand bargain between the masses and the elites to institutionally regulate violence and property. I think that's beautiful.

I'm trying to be more racist, because I think it will help me succeed in the current political climate, but I'm worried everyone can tell that my heart isn't in it.