Semen demon!
29.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Semen demon!
29.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Somehow movies about the future didn’t predict we’d have a president who wears a baseball cap all the time.
04.07.2025 13:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not anti-billionaire, I just want to cut their waste, fraud and abuse.
30.06.2025 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TRUMP: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT REOPENING ALCATRAZ. SOMETIMES I JUST SAY STUFF! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
23.06.2025 22:26 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump wearing a tux to go see the Les Mis tour is so funny
12.06.2025 03:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
His wife is afraid of him.
12.06.2025 02:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All my AI friends think I’m awesome and my ideas are great.
25.05.2025 22:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But I just opened a new factory!!!!
09.04.2025 19:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t expect to get emotional at a vampire movie. SINNERS is great. It’s complex and thought-provoking and funny. If you want Hollywood to make more movies that aren’t pre-existing IP or reboots, go see it this weekend!
19.04.2025 01:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But I just opened a new factory!!!!
09.04.2025 19:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
"The thing about explorers is: they discover things that are already there."
RIP William Finn. Your work means a lot to me.
Boy all this talk of "temporary suffering" so we can usher in some vaguely defined "Golden Age" sure sounds like a cult leader right before he tells everyone to put on their Nikes for the last time.
11.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can't see it but he's sitting on a beanbag chair.
06.03.2025 03:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If Democrats would stop doing what they’re doing and do a magical unnamed perfect thing instead then Trump would fall in the cake I just know it.
05.03.2025 08:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The same CEOs who destroyed the Hollywood system (that made everyone in it ridiculously rich for 100 years) so they could chase “innovation” and higher stock prices are now chasing “Trump” - and it all feels so needlessly stupid and sad.
27.02.2025 06:00 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING: The White House is banning the Washington Post from all press events until Amazon agrees to make Trump the new 007.
20.02.2025 17:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Trump just signed an executive order saying we have to call them “skits.”
13.02.2025 02:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I think some of the same people are in both of these pictures.
06.02.2025 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aww sweetjenifer
01.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I miss Tumblr.
30.01.2025 00:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This was a wonderful way to spend 7 minutes.
27.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Fully agree! Also, so many "news" headlines are about bad things that "could" happen. Literal fantasies about more possible negative things. Who is that helping?
27.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I truly think Newsom should make a speech inviting Trump to personally turn on his magical water spigot during halftime of the Super Bowl.
"We don't know where it is, but if Trump tells us where to be, CA will pay for the production costs to film this historical moment."
Turns out reelecting the most easily manipulated man in history as president leads to a lot of dumb shit.
19.01.2025 05:02 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1Just saw an acquaintance at the airport and like the dumbest person on planet Earth I said— “Traveling somewhere?”
17.01.2025 18:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“And it should be fun. In work and in life, we're all supposed to get along. We're supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. It's supposed to be great living; it's supposed to be fantastic.”
17.01.2025 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Koalas are more like pigs than we want to deal with.
16.01.2025 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I fuckin love LA so much.
I know a lot of people like to hate on the city, but I don’t give a shit?LA rules.
At its core, Los Angeles is a proud blue-collar city with people from all walks of life. Then the creative black sheep from every family comes here to create together.
