Dave

I would like to be reimbursed for all the Tootsie rolls I've received over the years

Play dough that smells like food, what could go wrong

Would you settle for Godzuki?

Is this a spaceballs 2 spoiler

I wonder if they changed their minds after all hate the first one received

Detroit is a magical place

A work of art

It's wild to me how AI has made LinkedIn content worse, I honestly didn't think it was even possible

I don't know why, but I only buy the brown ones

Trying Zed out and it feels good, but weak editorconfig support makes me sad

At least you have the self respect to reheat it

It's less fun when there's hard evidence I guess

I used to have a similar issue, but switched to the James Hoffman method and my V60 brews have been a lot better

In a meeting where my boss keeps asking me questions but never stops talking so I never answer the questions

Yesterday my son learned that dinosaurs hatched from eggs.

Today he had a meltdown because he learned that he did not hatch from an egg.

Honestly I kinda get it

You could revisit the trump hugging trash can thread and make it a 2 for 1

The problems with buying tasty snacks for my kid are

1. they are tasty
2. I have the palette of a 12 year old

Just got to work and realized my shirt is inside out

That's fair, I very recently decided to give the world of Linux gaming another try, otherwise I'd be in the same position

suspicious 🤔

No

Explain why the nanab berry fits perfectly in my hand

If the news is to be trusted, slamming Trump seems to be ineffective. It might be time to try something more drastic, like a stone cold stunner

This fucking guy

Is it hard when a family comes along to adopt, I think I'd struggle with that part

Such a classic

Botulism never looked so good