Maddie 🐮🐮

I am a professional at covering a room in plastic.

No further questions.

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I’m starting Peaky Blinders

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Everyone send good vibes today…
I’m doing my taxes.

Just crying in the club

We are SO Excited to announce that we are officially a 2026 Twitch Ambassador!! 🖤✨

I said happy birthday to you on the wrong day. Please feel free to shame me.
But also happy birthday frfr! Love you friend.

Same 🥲

I miss my friends.

I just dumped an entire pizza on the ground… I deserve a crash out.

Sending you all the love 🖤 plz try to take care of yourself when you can 🖤

It always feels so strange now if I’m not streaming early on Monday’s….

But fret not! I’ll be streaming with Syd at our normal stream time for some fun co-op nonsense! Stop by and tell me you missed me this morning because I missed you 🖤

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What’s a girl gotta do to get a full spa/pampering day?

Finally 🙏🏻🥲

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I don’t think I will ever watch Wuthering Heights again. Not because I didn’t like it. But because my heart wouldn’t be able to handle it. So…

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I’m about to self care so hard that I’m making myself do some light stretching to prepare for the self care.

I want to get shit done today and make today a good one but I also just want to be lazy and maybe cry a little. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Well shit. Didn’t realize I needed this till right now.

You know… this would happen to me… I was so excited to finally get Taco Bell and enjoy every bite after a month of no Taco Bell… and they managed to forget an item and make my burritos taste like the beans were dried from heat too long…

Maybe this is a sign. 🫠 *sigh*

I went a whole month of no sweets, no fast food, a healthier diet, more water, consistent workouts, less alcohol and no energy drinks. I plan to keep up with these things in moderation but tonight I deserve some Taco Bell (also in moderation 😅)
Seems like a good reward 🥳

Noooooo!

I really don’t like going to the gym at night.
Like… what do you mean I need to go workout when it’s time for me to be lazy in my pajamas at home?
Plus, nighttime is when all the teenagers go to the gym and I just can’t do it.

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How is it that I’m both so productive and so lazy at the same time today?

I crave a campfire, a drink and a cozy blanket like no other.
I need to make my mind go quiet and I feel like this would do the trick.

Love you lots babe. I am sorry that happened yesterday. 🖤 here if you need anything 🖤

Don’t fret guys….

I too am panicking about Harry Styles return and how it might make me insufferable.

One day I’ll learn to not do an arm day and then go climbing afterwards…. One day…

🥺
I’ll fuck up anyone who fucks with you I stg

I used to be sad about not having the drive I had at the gym when I was in an unhappy relationship (I’m very happy now) but now I fear my drive at the gym is to beat up all the people who fuck with my friends and family. So y’all better watch yourself 👀💪🏻

Does your gala have a meat hole?

This month, Maddie’s in control, and she’s asking you to clutch those pearls. Her piercing blue eyes and lace bodice invite you to relax in open windows and pillowed floors with her. 💙
Check the link in the bio 💙