Taear

let this radicalize you.

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I'd argue that unless you're a megastar this is true for basically any celebrities so you should say your name just in case

A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"

The council demands wet food

Monday or Tuesday are the best nights because most people work those days

My train station was closed for a month in August and I had to get the bus every day and this happened every time, without fail.

Usually they'd be watching reels so you'd get blasts of bits of videos and then on to the next

Just absolutely infuriating

You want me to stay where sorry

Lol that one is "rude" how do you even define that

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Since they said math they're maybe American and that's why it sounds weird?

Will in season on oof stranger things a tween with a bowl cut

Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men, a middle aged man with a bowl cut

They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5

This is a particular favourite - the idea that some voter in Crewe or Carlisle will remember in 2029 that their MP sent a tweet congratulating the newly elected New York Mayor and judge on his record accordingly, guys most people barely know who the Prime Minister is, you have Twitter brain rot

MENSA stands for MEN of SomethingAwful

A twitter user named vydamo saying "it is with a heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me." "I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e."

"I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye." Attached is an image of a high bored ape cosplaying as judge dredd

"My kids know me as this ape"

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Bolder Boulder is great

No it is like a big reptile dog

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

That's the worst dragon

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

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I just can't see a reason that you'd both be lying and say you're vegan
Maybe one said they loved animals and to be impressive the other said they were vegan

So the first one said me too?

Chill mate it's just a laugh amputated hand

Poll predicts Keir Starmer will LOSE his seat to the Green Party at next election Though there's still a few years left until our next General Election, the Green Party renaissance will give Sir Keir some food for thought.

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photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

To be fair FindOutNow is usually pretty wildly outside everyone else

Still really funny to see though

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Valeria Richards: Dad, does altering history so that someone never existed count as murder? Reed Richards: Why? Valeria Richards: No reason. Just curious. Definitely nothing the Fantastic Five needs to get involved with. Reed Richards: Four. Valeria Richards: Right. Four.

Genuinely I feel that anyone who goes into a shop just before closing is an actual heartless monster