Brannon Hancock

BREAKING: CDC declares everyone has a little measels in them.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau. can't wait for her to have Fidel Castro's grandbaby 💜

if you're a Swedish nerd does that make you a djork

good

yeah, i've got aura (body odor)

"it's not that deep" leads to the death of thematic analysis of artistic pieces and i just witnessed it firsthand. that shit blows lmao

two sweet teas please

yeah at 420 Your Mom's Box Blvd

i could make it happen i think

honestly scammer texts are getting more and more interesting

“A.I. should take my notes because when I take notes all I do if just copy the information down.”

Yeah dude that’s how notes work? Are you stupid?

no i don't think i will

absolutely riveting customer service technique from Comcast

I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984

bilingual? what like you bang both languages? that sounds pretty sick

Who else embarrassed about their excitement 😩😬

the worst part about trying to be a one liner comedian is that i always need a second line. like c'mon man, what am i supposed to do with one line, tell a joke?

BOOOOOOOOOOO

found this absolutely dumbfounded kid on Google Streetview in my hometown lmao

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Woo finally saw Superman 2025. Just constantly grinning.

@iamlunchbox.bsky.social i'm gonna touch you

they gove me a bonjer HELLO

I hate AI so much that I have decided to attempt to draw every single day until I can make the funny pictures and stuff that I want to see. Fuck AI. I am better and always will be.