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That'd be the space asbestos. It's very much like normal asbestos, but much more dangerous due to ionising radiation exposure.

Evidently they haven't studied the classics, such as"POV you are a train pulling into the station."

The spirit of Michaelmas is alive and well... probably.

So pleased I was able to find this classic Nurgle Daemon Prince new in box and paint him up for my Death Guard.
This fella's got so much character, and I'd love to see a new version of him in plastic someday.
#Nurgle #DaemonPrince #DeathGuard #ChaosSpaceMarines #Chaos #Warhammer40k #40k #Warhammer

Now we're all ready to instinctively snooze the Nuclear War alarm and get peacefully vaporised in our sleep.

YouTube video by ONE Media MONEY PLANE Official Trailer (2020) Edge, Denise Richards Action Movie HD

@killjamesbond.bsky.social
For Robbery Season consideration: the 2020 movie Money Plane, available to watch in its entirety on Youtube.
It's technically a movie, and that's about the best that can be said for it.
youtu.be/aETz_dRDEys?...

Doing the "I had to beat them to death with the chair leg" bit, but I'm the only one in the room.

A Myphitic Blight-Hauler from Warhammer 40,000. It is painted green, with brass trim.

It's a Myphitic Blight-Hauler!
It hauls blight... myphitically.

#DeathGuard #MyphiticBlightHauler #Chaos #ChaosSpaceMarines #Nurgle #DaemonEngine #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting

A Necromunda Ambot miniature painted in weathered industrial yellow. The top of the Ambot's carapace has been festooned with candles.

Rear-view of the Necromunda Ambot miniature painted in weathered industrial yellow. A Cawdor gang marking is painted on the back of the Ambot's carapace.

'Humble-B' the Ambot is ready to join my Cawdor gang.
Few things are as satisfying to paint as weathered yellow industrial equipment.

#necromunda #Cawdor #Ambot #Warhammer #warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting #NecromubdaAshWastes #HouseCawdor #NecromundaUnderhive

They will award you the Order of Kronsteen for this, Comrade.

An FTL-like would also be a good fit, I think

As far as he can tell, it's just a very slow teleporter.

"We need more Vaantikalisax license plates in the gift shop."

Super glad to finally have some clarity on this. I've felt guilty about enjoying your work for years!

But you could be missing out on a Massive Yacht!

ExtremelyLoudSovietAnthem.wav
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.

Some other options for the Big Henchman Terminology Discourse:
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones

'Gimme some good news! Has the Earth's orbit been affected?'

'Elliptical too, sir.'

'Dear god!'

A particular shout-out to the Helen Macfarlane translation, in which "a Frightful Hobgogblin stalks throughout Europe."

A drawing of Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address, but he has a goldfish bowl for a head. The drawing is (incorrectly) labelled "September, 1863".

@farrantula.bsky.social @lukewestaway.bsky.social, Oh no! Terrible news, I was scrolling through some old-timey newspapers at the library and it looks like the timeline has been horribly changed somehow!

A miniature of Chief Librarian Tigurius of the Ultramarines. He is a Space Marine in blue armour, standing with one foot on a rock and a staff raised in the air.

Rear view of a miniature of Chief Librarian Tigurius of the Ultramarines. He is a Space Marine in blue armour, standing with one foot on a rock and a staff raised in the air.

I decided to kick off this year's #MarchForMacragge by finally finishing Chief Librarian Tigurius
Let's hope he's the first of many of my unfinished blue lads to be completed this month.

#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarines #Ultramarines #Astartes #Tigurius #WarhammerCommunity #MiniaturePainting #40K

On Caladan we ruled with air beef and sea beef...
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.

The Wicker Man cannot be defeated, for it IS defeat.

I'm reminded of this, from an old Hbomberguy video.

Because of inflation, a modern Scrooge would have to be visited by 321.13 ghosts to achieve the same effect.

Imagine what it must be like for all the Orloks out there.
It's difficult enough for them as it is.

ScumBall by Maylott A single-page grimdark skirmish sports game for two players.

One of my goals for 2025 is to make a bunch of one-page miniatures games!

First up, here's ScumBall! If you enjoy Blood Bowl and Necromunda, but wish you could play both at once, head over to maylott.itch.io/scumball and check it out for free!

#MiniatureWargames #ScumBall #Necromunda #BloodBowl

A Necromunda Ironhead Squat Prospector, wielding a two-handed axe.

A Necromunda Ironhead Squat Prospector, wielding a two-handed axe.

A Necromunda Ironhead Squat Prospector, wielding a two-handed axe.

This space-dwarf wants to axe you a question...

#Necromunda #NecromundaSquats #NecromundaUnderhive #IronheadSquats #WarhammerPainting #Warhammer #40k

Perhaps in this case the map really is the territory.

In Ocean's 13, reality folds in on itself when Danny Ocean says "you shook Sinatra's hand", revealing that Frank Sinatra exists in the 2001 Ocean-verse, and presumably starred in the famous movie Ocean's 11 (1960).