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This ‡οΈππ₯°
Death with benefits π€ͺ
08.01.2025 13:57 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
I regret to inform you that I have awoken once again
08.01.2025 13:31 β π 31 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0
got locked out of my brain again
08.01.2025 11:54 β π 187 π 55 π¬ 5 π 2
02.01.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
someone told me to βdream bigβ so i went back to bed.
29.12.2024 18:49 β π 177 π 20 π¬ 9 π 0
Hey, beautiful
26.12.2024 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
π
26.12.2024 16:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nap time. π
Have a fabulous day!
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π
26.12.2024 15:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ME: do your best
TORTURER: donβt you mean βdo your worstβ
ME: no I believe in you
26.12.2024 15:01 β π 490 π 66 π¬ 11 π 3
Thinking of you as I lounge and nap
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Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! May this holiday season bring you all the love and blessings your dear, wonderful souls can imagine!
25.12.2024 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Now this is something I can totally relate to
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π€£
22.12.2024 13:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Feel seen
22.12.2024 01:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Listening to Joan Jett on the jukebox at Pizza Hut years old checking in
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I go where I am wanted.
Which is why I'm usually alone.
10.12.2024 22:20 β π 16 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
I just want enough money to pay my bills and not be broke again right after
13.12.2024 14:58 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
My view this morning on the drive to work.
17.12.2024 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A mute list but for my intrusive thoughts
16.12.2024 15:33 β π 715 π 238 π¬ 17 π 11
Shout-out to the kind hearts and compassionate souls... keep that shit up
16.12.2024 16:07 β π 116 π 30 π¬ 4 π 0
My attention span needs a βpreviously onβ feature.
15.12.2024 03:02 β π 306 π 98 π¬ 9 π 2
Iβve got a really good feeling about this bad decision.
15.12.2024 20:00 β π 240 π 78 π¬ 7 π 2
Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.
15.12.2024 23:04 β π 253 π 88 π¬ 3 π 1
Iβd crush on that princess
13.12.2024 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A little cheeky laughter is always good! Raise a little hell and enjoy the shenanigans! π
Canadian - strong and proud π¨π¦β€οΈ
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I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
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Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine βΏ
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Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so Iβll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!
My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. π
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Just a dreamer searching for light and love spreading good vibes.Trying to find my people in this crazy virtual world.
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Mothman's girlfriend
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Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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Nail polish princess in a grease stained jersey. Rural Chicagoish. Steak rare, bourbon neat. Pan demi poly sub, often NSFW. Elder kinkster. Real writer. Mediocre triathlete. Adorkable geek. Anxious mess. Beautiful disaster. She/her. Namaste, bitches.
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