Kevin

This ⤵️😂🥰

Death with benefits 🤪

I regret to inform you that I have awoken once again

got locked out of my brain again

someone told me to “dream big” so i went back to bed.

Hey, beautiful

😂

Nap time. 😁
Have a fabulous day!

😂

ME: do your best

TORTURER: don’t you mean “do your worst”

ME: no I believe in you

Thinking of you as I lounge and nap

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! May this holiday season bring you all the love and blessings your dear, wonderful souls can imagine!

Now this is something I can totally relate to

🤣

Feel seen

Listening to Joan Jett on the jukebox at Pizza Hut years old checking in

😱

I go where I am wanted.

Which is why I'm usually alone.

I just want enough money to pay my bills and not be broke again right after

My view this morning on the drive to work.

A mute list but for my intrusive thoughts

Shout-out to the kind hearts and compassionate souls... keep that shit up

My attention span needs a “previously on” feature.

I’ve got a really good feeling about this bad decision.

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

I’d crush on that princess