greg, "The Big Biscuit"

why would I use that shit

If you want my honest opinion I think it’s over forever

not saying I’m a hero or anything but if you’re looking for ways to be ally…

I’m looking for ways to offset the environmental impact of immediately dumping them in the garbage when I get home but it’s worth it

buying pads and tampons every time I go grocery shopping so that I experience the pink tax in solidarity with the women in my life 💝

*I guess I should also note that about half the people who work here were unlawfully terminated, forced to retire/resign in the first half of this year

because everyone is on vacation or in training I’m having to staff the help desk for a product that’s being deprecated in few months and I keep getting tickets from people wanting help with the new system that’s replacing the legacy system I’m handling

I’m getting lunch-hungry

gm

CUTW BABY FAWN EATING GRASS

CUTE BABY FAWN EATING MORE GRASS

CUTE BABY FAWN LOOKING TO THE SIDE

CUTE BABY FAWN LOOKIN RIGHT AT YOU!!

good morning darling

Hate to be "that guy" but your heart is showing and everyone can see your radiant love

I don’t care if it suffers

work computer is going nuts this morning

how come England passed that dumb law

I think that if I won the lottery I would pay to have an endless stream of mythologists and folklorists come talk to me each evening

you're ready for Neoplatonism now

[big bopper voice]
This is the Big Bopper speakin'
Hahahah, what do you mean?
Wait, what?
I don't understand
That can't be

🎵 Forgotten race, from out of space 🎶
🎶 With vestigial tails, a god who drowned 🎵
🎵 That shamble in the walk 🎶
🎶 And shudder when they talk 🎵
🎵 They haunt the whole dang town 🎶

eating my Dinner Peas

I used to know this very charming lady online 20+ years ago. Her name is Marie and she is from Munich. I'm sure I'll be able to track her down.

my boss is out of town all this week 😈

I have never in my life been on a roll

LinkedIn loves emailing me constantly to say I'm on a roll

house in my neighborhood went up for sale and my nosey ass just had to look it up. now i have to live with the knowledge that they have a room overflowing with what appear to be cursed porcelain dolls

thank you, this is wonderful

clearly the dolls preceded the current occupants

what's this about an artifact?

drinking from a tallboy labeled "MURDER"

Sunday matinee review

Rotten Tomatoes: certified fresh
The Big Biscuit: 👎👎

how come no one ever stops me on the street to talk about Kid Icarus?