greg, "The Big Biscuit"

uh oh

I’m sorry you had to find out this way 😔

is that why they’re getting rid of him?

do you guys know what I sound like

snake tunnels are proven to drive down scores on standardized tests, and it’s a shame they are still being used

guys make sure you rinse your electronics thoroughly before consuming them

thankfully, I had a great relationship with my new boss (why I got the job) so I went to her and said "I promise I didn't bring these with me"

she took care of it. I guess from the previous occupant... she didn't seem surprised. never said anything else about it

one time I started a new position and I opened one of the drawers in my new cubicle and there was a soiled pair of panties inside

forgotten 1930s political thriller 'The President's Rash'

it's because they are fraternal twins

ruh roh!

embassies only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED

congrats on the pizza

I've done a bunch of chores today #chores $NVDA

I don't have time for all that

does anyone want to come over and watch me clean the rug in my living room while I put one of these Godzilla movies on in the background?

surprised to see myself on this list. can't say I'm not flattered, but I don't think it's the right move for me at this point in my life and career

until like 2018 just using "profile" was clear enough for everyone but then kids started adding "side" I guess because it could be confused with a person's online profile? I don't know, it's awful

I’m supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don’t!

me when my therapist tells me to treat myself with compassion

played some guitar for the first time in a while and now my stupid fucking hand hurts like I'm some kind of asshole

I still can't believe people started saying "side profile" and it's stuck this long

Home of the $30 Lunch Salad

sometimes I feel like were are living on The Planet of the Apes if it were run entirely by humans

Ok, but what did this client state of the US, hosting US forward military positions, do to draw fire here?….?

beltalowda from Peehole Station, bosmang

I'm going with Fyodor Pavlovich

Battle it out with over 60 selectable fighters from across the Dostoevskyverse

gm

There are a lot of people i like (online and IRL) who want me to stay open minded about this thing and keep returning to poke at it like it's slime on a log just in case it can do something useful for me eventually and here's the thing: I don't want to!!! The vibes are off!!!!!