Jacob D Slaughter

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Now scream!

Ohhhhhh, I wonder if I can find one of those in upgrade it

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Oh that reminds me we're due for another South Park soon, been a while since we've had a Christmas episode

20 bucks says he pays a pornstar to spank him with him!

Yeah I know That's why we both get along. ☺️

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Like funk it is! Tell any of those little wenis, to come down here and talk with us because at this point we're past taxing the rich now it's on to eating and I've got flavoring lined up!.

Neat so you guys are on the American system of healthcare now, equivalent of let's measure you for a coffin and then talk about health care later when I have concepts of a inkling of a plan

To the best of my knowledge no, the majority of my folk are further up north than Lexington. I'm the first generation down here and about 200 years.

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Oh so that's how they're watching me now. Good to see elf on the shelf took a year off. Or maybe he's in Trump's house sitting there biting his time

Hey at least it invoked something. I'll get the AI that when correctly treated like a mute toddler and occasionally does really cool things

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Is that enough flare for you

Wait a second Samuel l Jackson's in this okay that's a must see

Okay these two can go in hand first into the wood chipper I want to watch him struggle

I'll do one better, I know how to disable the phone when it goes on display doesn't take but like three button presses

Oh cool the AI got artsy

Well considering this is my second playthrough let's go ahead and all say it What a creep, wood chipper feet first I'm in the front row

That is the look of a man that just got stood up for a date he's been looking forward for a long time well I'm sorry buddy, rack it up to the maga loneliness epidemic MLE🤣

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CaN'T SToP NoW! youtu.be/DZqHXb9Q1Gw?...
This is what happens when you f*** with the Irish!

And bingo was its name up....

Pretty sure the army cuts off at 80 right. Not even the Marines will take like below 75

Drag him in, fill him up, drag him in, Phil him up,

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It appears you have more press and concerns at the moment.

October 18th? Well better late than never It's not like I've been busy or something, speaking which who else is actually filed the paperwork to run for office and gotten the signatures? Usually have until about January 9th to be put on the ballot Good luck and maybe the odds of ever being your favor

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Oh no what will I do with my starving artist cred and the hungry children I have to feed. Let alone their tuition What will I ever do Oh no
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And ahead of his time too. Remember to use your carrots that give you good eyesight 🤣

Okay that is clearly a Denmark design, but I would be remiss to call out the vacuum might be in Minnesota?

Okay so I'm workshopping my bingo 2026 card. First off and foremost JD Vance gets a pardon

Hey o, hey o, let's go, let's go

I never thought I'd be saying this in this lifetime, send in the elf on a shelf