Chris

Did Darth Vader golf?

If there's anything we've learned from Star Wars it's the guys blowing up planets with the Death Star were the good guys

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Word Up! 29: The Return of the Ric w/ @chrislockefun.bsky.social. Chris Locke is BACK and so is Ric Flair as we watch some horrendous Cameos from the Nature Boy himself as well as AI Mr. Beast, Terry Bradshaw, and a very bleak Cameo request for Kevin O'Leary.

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You know your hockey team is cool when you party with the FBI

I'm always happy to post on bluesky

I've decided to carry all of the weight of the world's problems on my shoulders

YouTube video by Macaw Studios Tiki Madness - Chris Locke (Full Special) #comedyspecial #standupcomedy #newstandupcomedy

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My brand new stand up special Tiki Madness is now streaming on YouTube! Check it out now! It's SILLY AF. You will love it!

Thank you, Steve!

YouTube video by Macaw Studios Tiki Madness - Chris Locke (Full Special) #comedyspecial #standupcomedy #newstandupcomedy

Can't wait to get home, slip into something comfortable, & watch @chrislockefun.bsky.social 's new special: youtu.be/rXBHo63Iz0c?... #ComedyTO #CdnCult

I hate this world it's a burning pit of screaming Hell except I love my friends and family and pepperoni and bacon pizza pops and sour cream and onion chips and movies oh and tequila sodas oh there’s actually so much I love forget it jk jk and Slayer

Thank you! You should check out the rest of my massive oeuvre before I die!

This is gonna sound bad because it's terrible too but if you work on shaping your algorithm on Threads it has decent comedy

It's like fishing in a lake with no fish

Okay I've got consensus from others. Bluesky DOES suck. It's humourless. Even comedians are not funny on here. Very bizarre. You can hate me if I don't fit in it's okay and feel free to say "Well YOU are not funny so..." etc if you're offended. It's all good! Something's up with this place though ☮️

Is this clementine still good?

Are these sausages still good?

My algorithm seems to be dictated by my thoughts. I'm not joking. No one believes me. Everyone thinks I'm paranoid. But I'm not. I can remember the future!

Am I not following fun people on Bluesky or is the point of Bluesky to not be fun?

Mr Bean has big dick energy

Billy Bob Thornton, actor and drummer/vocals of The Boxmasters. I really look up to him

“Canada is like poutine with lots of gravy” - Chris Locke

I have fake gnomes on my windowsill at home. They are inanimate. But when I leave the house they do stuff. I just know it. I found melted chocolate and some scrambled eggs in a frying pan this afternoon

Should I make a thirst trap profile pic to increase engagement?

Everything is propaganda when you think about it- to keep us docile and complacent so we don’t rise up and tear this whole place apart. Also here's a great recipe for maple roasted nuts: 2 cups nuts (walnuts, pecans, almonds), 1/4 cup maple syrup, 1/8 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoon sesame seeds

Maybe every human being has been dumb and evil since the beginning of time? I'm just trying to figure things out

Stason Jatham

When stuff like this gets no attention I really feel isolated like I live on an island like Cast Away

Deep cut but Rod Stieger in Fistful Of Dynamite sounds like Billy Crystal doing Fernando Lamas