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cooking skills so questionable that i fuck shit up (derogatory) in an air fryer

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box . ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a door and holding a blue box .

dreaming about earthquakes and pulling the tower (clarified by the 3 of swords)....it's clear i'm not long for this world

a haiku of swiping left in a pandemic:

sharing pussy juice
is far less intimate than
sharing the same air

not to sound like a broken record but i wish you niggas would wear masks

this solar year i'm trying this called 'not taking it personally.' follow along with me as i embark on a journey of going against my nature

you know how people have a work personality? i have a work gender

i can't believe i miss indy. tbf if the loml didn't d*e i would still be there. even if we weren't together no mo i'd still be on meridian and 29th

not stilettos kicking vintage allegations off the bar 💀

no fire tho so the vibes on 0 🥲

excited for a solar return chart with some fucking earth so i can finally BFFR

one day this won't hurt my feelings anymore.

not today but one day for sure

a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is smiling in a blue uniform

folks be finding me charming and tell me how much they want to get to know me. until i ask about vid precautions. then i'm ignorable at best, an antogonist at worst. it's a shift i can set my watch by.

literally this

i just finished dava shastri's last day and what started out as promising read ended up disappointing af.

i went to GR to commiserate by reading 2 star reviews, as one does, but got smacked instead by all kinds of misias. & none of the reviews got to the real reason why this book was a flop.

a woman is making a funny face and says whatttt ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says whatttt

if it's one thing ppl on goodreads gonna do it's miss the point.

they could rag on a book for its poor character development, choppy narrative structure, or unrealistic dialogue.

but no.

no, their issue is with *checks notes* "names being too foreign" and *flips page* "too many gays"

oh no i'm making books my personality again 😭

we're back in our dnd bag!! i'm role playing a hypersexual chaos demon with an evil streak and rizz out the ass cuz that's who i want to be in real life but my shame tree is too deeply rooted to let me

one thing about ms grief, she's gonna be on her own time. she says fuck your schedule

the feel of a book in my hands is so satisfyingly tactile

AND kindle allows me to press a word and get the definition

why can't i have both 😭

Fuck everybody who once fucked with me & later decided not to unjustified by anything I'd done is all I have to say. The day will come when all who chose abandonment of me will rue that so deeply it afflicts their souls.

this absolutely qualifies. i read it years ago but maybe i'm due for a redead

ok #booksky i need literature that will make me WEEP. tbf it doesn't take much these days (just finished 'the invisible life of addie larue' and SOBBED), but i want heartbreak and unrequited love and dead family members and impossible situations and grief out the ass. any recs?

and here i was thinking i could avoid heartbreak like this if i stayed away from romance. ha. haha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

feel like someone is using long nails to rip the skin off my heart in thin strips

❤️

yeah ❤️

i appreciate you friend. expect a text when i get my head on straight

feel like my head spinning cuz we were good last week? i just...

i'm really confused. and sad. i cant believe i just got broken up w over text?

one of my best friends of 10 yrs just told me out of the blue she's ending our friendship. no convo, no explanation, no nothing. apparently spirit told her to. i...don't know what to do with this

JEIDAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OK SO!!! smut: i pretty much only read MM. brea alepou & her dark romance teas are giving.

& as for "real" books, i won't name the boring books to protect the guilty BUT i just finished daughters of nri x reni amayo & little rot x akwaeke emezi and i might be back in my groove💅🏿