Megan MacKay🇨🇦

they don’t let you drive a cart in costco unless it’s your very first day on planet earth

Happy women’s day

The McDonald’s ceo did a tik tok eating a big arch burger and he obviously hated it. Now all the other burger men are eating their company’s burgers to dunk on him. it’s corporate slop content avoid at all costs

if the burger CEO food wars must continue, at least let me drizzle a liquid whopper into the burger king’s feeding tube

please stop making me watch rich CEOs eat gross burgers. it’s not as erotic as I thought it was going to be

girl tf is nobody working at the damn sticker business?????

YES EXACTLY THANK YOU. Project Hail Mary was a fun enough book but now I’m FROTHING at the mouth for this adaptation. They KNOW what they’re DOING and they should KEEP DOING IT

if there is a god she would let me chew on ryan gosling

“we have pombon at home”
the pombon at home:

we’re giving the looney tunes people a blank check. we’re rebooting yellowstone without the racism and also everybody kisses. we’re putting bari weiss into a media literacy training program originally intended for third graders. nature is healing and I AM ITS GOD

I know the Warner/paramount deal seems scary but don’t worry guys. I am buying paramount

is the bride! the joker for women

first and cheapest! This formula looks gnarly!!

trust in the three Gs brother
God
Gchurch
Galiens

ok yes but those women were at least trying to match their foundation ya know? this is like aggressively wrong

i feel like that’s the only logical explanation. even a MUA who hates him couldn’t fuck it up this badly

undertone is wrong. zero blend. weird sheen. chunky ass finish, and that’s without getting into how full coverage formulas look insane on crepey skin. how is it possible that not a soul in the white house knows how to color correct?? How have they not invested in an airbrush???

makeup can be hard but it is actually an Olympic feat to color match someone this incorrectly

striking a deal with the guy famous for absolutely never sticking to the terms of his deals you say? hmm…. and I’d have to loudly debase myself and my country on the international stage? a most seductive proposition……..

invalidating trade deals made over the past year btw. any world leader who kissed ass and humiliated themselves while negotiating with trump: come get ya lil red nose

Video games often have floating platforms, but they don’t explain why the platforms are floating. That’s where game writers come in, to say that platforms are kept aloft by “ghostium” an invisible fog created by the souls of every dead person

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from figurative pudding to literal pudding 😔

idk why the AI industry is worried about low adoption rates amongst the political left. all of the vaguely threatening press coverage about losing my job is definitely getting me excited to use What If Google Was Fascist, Wrong, And Gave You Mental Illnesses

The most kissable quests we’ve shipped in a while

this season of the traitors is making me feel so close to tara lipinski. I am also incredibly beautiful and preternaturally bad at hidden role games

it’s ok to not like reading btw. some of us do enjoy books if you can believe it

if music be the food of love, play on… for 49 years and 364 days. after that, you better cut that shit out forever