Megan MacKay

I would do a Brewster’s millions with literally any monetary denomination. I’m only competitive at 2 things: spending money and finding workarounds for bizarre rules

oh it comes with cutlery? nvm total bargain

one moment you’re all “eat the rich,” the next you’re watching the love luxury lady unbox a $3,000 cutlery storage egg

I am the inventor of the secret gas they pump into every Costco that makes people wanna drive it like they stole it. Ask me anything

You’re on brother. You have no idea how many blimps and trebuchets I can order

if you’re looking for alternatives I would also be willing to spend $1 trillion in the next five years just hmu

year 3 is achievable but probably not on your first save and you gotta grind

(takes a screenshot of ChatGPT) I own OpenAI shares in my mind palace now :)

today I saw a recipe that replaced “salt to taste” with “salt by instinct” and the alpha wolf inside me was truly so pleased

how a mf got junimo huts after one season???

the gentle, palpable unrest at the stardew valley concert when footage of what was supposed to be a Summer Year 1 farm was clearly a Summer Year 3 farm

On the bright side: from this view, it looks like you’re already there! Commute cut to zero

2/3 of the guys in the newest trivago ad have bar none the craziest veneers I’ve ever seen

a man just tried to relate to me by asking “has taylor swift ever written a song about kelsey grammar?”

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

“I will fuck your dad”

🤦‍♀️

I think @rjlackie.com believes all kangaroos are actually people in costumes

genuinely incandescent with rage every time one comes up. if you like ai bullshit please stick to the ai bullshit site and leave the rest of us alone

tiktok please release a toggle or something to keep that sora repost slop off of my fyp. why on earth would I ever want to spend my time watching fake videos from a fake social media site

The Riyadh Comedy Festival was awesome. With @nileseguin.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social and @clareblackwood.bsky.social

tbh youre very much aligned with what most people are taking away from the album lol. TLOAS is 50% hog talk at minimum

Totally agree. Especially because the lyricism on Actually Romantic is almost completely 2D in comparison. No nuance at all. It dismisses what I think is an interesting conversation to have as creatives as petty jealousy

maybe there was nastiness behind the scenes but based solely on the content of sympathy is a knife, it’s total overkill. especially coming from the richest/most famous woman on earth

ending on a positive note: congrats to travis kelce on the hog. wish I didn’t know about it but since I do, good hoggin’ brother

ok last thought & then I’ll stop being a hater… she’s always been paranoid & petty, but it’s so extreme on this album that it overshadows the stuff that’s meant to be joyful. that Charli track is such nasty business, & it lingers long after she switches back to singing about her big-dicked fiancé

in all seriousness I listened to the album and found it to be about as underwhelming as the last one, with worse lyrics. and while I admit I have mixed feelings about Taylor the person, I really did want another good ass album from her. She’s capable of real artistry but this….. isn’t that

you know the new album is bad when it’s got people on reddit asking if CTE is contagious 😷

👀 I’m listening

fixed another sport this week (baseball). hockey if you’re out there I can help you too