Mike

And I'll turn 45. 👍

Remember what happened the last time we had a team that looked like it could compete with celtic?
Get it right up them.

Am I going off my head or should I have my burgundy bin out today?
Not one other person in the street has.

I got woken up by my daughters shower speaker losing its grip and falling in the bath. 🤬

Surely, they can't use that one anymore? Most guys under 45 grew up with video games.

I play default now but I find old games impossible now.

I was out at half seven this morning, wrapping steel band round the kids trampoline, securing it to the tree, and I'm still scared it's going to be gone in the morning.
#wild

Don't tell them!

79 // David Babunski forces O'Hara -- on for the injured McCrorie -- to parry out and Dalby heads home.

United 1-0 Killie

I listened for 73,275 minutes in 2024. What about you? #SpotifyWrapped
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Martial law in South Korea....

Clydebank would be good. We haven't played the current club, but it was a good wee away day in 95/96.
Mind we got a late, late penalty there. Sure it was Billy McKinlay's last game, and he scored it. 96th minute or something. 😅

Defo. I'm not complaining at all. Think it evens out in the end.

AI Bot. Posting crap every 5-10 seconds.

Tbf, I'd be biling if those had gone against us. Very soft, and Walton was lucky af.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

I guess that's true.

Maybe just my generation, but we were always the tech experts.
Setting the vcr to record a certain channel at a certain time was practically rocket science.
My kids are practically helpless, even with Google and YouTube to help.

Don't be silly. Why do that when you can try and defend against constant attacks for 45 minutes?

Say more things like this.

I don't like snow but it's fantastic when I don't have to go out in it. 😍

I'd rather be in my own echo chamber than Elmo's.

The Scottish flags and the braveheart gif gave it away? 🙄

What does it explain?

And I had a feeling you talked to your imaginary sky-friend. 🤷‍♂️
It's morning here, BTW.
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I'm atheist, that's right.
That doesn't mean I burst into flame if I use a meme of someone who is religious. 🤦‍♂️

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It is, pal. 👍

I quite like sending my kids to school, knowing that they won't be shot.
Or going to the hospital without fearing bankruptcy.
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When did I say anything about America? Let me know when you've spoken to your lawyer. 👍

Are you projecting?
You know I'm not American, right?