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Leave me alone unless you want to be the daddy that steps up. |Girl Mom ๐Ÿ’•|Beyonce is My Favorite Rapper ๐Ÿ|Fake Plant Mom ๐Ÿชด|Enemies to Loversโš”๏ธ| Reading: Nashuri https://archiveofourown.org/works/43046976/chapters/108168450 She/her โ€˜87 โ™๏ธโ™Š๏ธโ™“๏ธ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™

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a woman is smiling and saying eeeeooowww . ALT: a woman is smiling and saying eeeeooowww .

Just came back to say that the Pope and I share a name AND a birthday

10.05.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t answer bc I canโ€™t see the bottom edges of the forks.

21.01.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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testing something #reylo

20.01.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry guys, Iโ€™m back. I guess I wasnโ€™t over the abusive X (lol get it)

21.01.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

XO, Kitty

12.01.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twitter is really the GOAT unofficial dating app

12.01.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IN HONOR OF EPISODE 82โ€™S METH CONVERSATION, WE HAD TO BRING THIS ONE BACK.

10.01.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way of saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

07.01.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10486    ๐Ÿ” 3240    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 322

Happy Insurrection Day!

06.01.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m literally crying at you remembering this. I just unblocked him again last week ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.01.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Ima need you to relax

06.01.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to everyone about to start #shogun for the first time, you will need to put your phone down to truly enjoy it and it is worth every single second you invest into it.

06.01.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Movie still of Olivia Newton John as Sandy in Grease, looking flirtatious with a cigarette hanging from her lips, leather jacket and red lining, tight leather pants and big curly blonde hair

Movie still of Olivia Newton John as Sandy in Grease, looking flirtatious with a cigarette hanging from her lips, leather jacket and red lining, tight leather pants and big curly blonde hair

Ok so these days we all know that Sandyโ€™s transformation scene in Grease is morally problematic.

But IMO the most important message still stands: being a hot slut with big hair and tight pants, is super sexy and fun

18.12.2024 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Story of my life

06.01.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

irony fucking wept

06.01.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know why they didnโ€™t get smallpox as often? They were exposed to cowpox at work. Do you know what someone putting this together led to? VACCINATION FOR SMALLPOX. โ€œVACAโ€ MEANS โ€œCOWโ€!!!

Pasteurize your damn food and take your shots, the dairy maids would want you to. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

05.01.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 555    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok I had to see this so now yโ€™all do to:
I just ran into someone touting the โ€œskin benefitsโ€ of raw dairy on the basis that โ€œdairy maids were known for their clear skinโ€.

You guys. Dairy maids were known for NOT BEING POCKMARKED. You know why? They didnโ€™t get smallpox as often.

05.01.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 740    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Tarnished (The Elder Tree Trilogy, #1) An outlawed magic, a hidden curse, and a love tested byโ€ฆ

If youโ€™re interested in checking out Tarnished, you can preorder now and add it to your StoryGraph or Goodreads TBR now!

www.goodreads.com/book/show/20...

06.01.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mariah Stillbrook was kind enough to read TARNISHED before it was polished and write a beautiful blurb. Mariah has three books out and more coming! Be sure to check her and her books out!

06.01.2025 12:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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quinta brunson looking gorgeous at the golden globes 2025

quinta brunson looking gorgeous at the golden globes 2025

quinta brunson looking gorgeous just in another photo at the golden globes 2025

quinta brunson looking gorgeous just in another photo at the golden globes 2025

QUINTA?!????

06.01.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1197    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74

What a horrible feeling, to want to be loved

06.01.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Learning how this works by posting whor-I mean my precious baby Miguel O'Hara ๐Ÿฅฐ #Spiderverse

26.10.2024 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 380    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Palate cleanser #poolverine

08.11.2024 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 511    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the most depressing realizations in politics is the day you understand that a lot of people would legitimately prefer to spend more money to make sure nobody โ€œundeservingโ€ gets a benefit than to make it accessible to everyone

05.01.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8904    ๐Ÿ” 2077    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

Plot twist, I AM flirting with you. Flirting is fun. But me flirting with you is just that, a good time. Us having a witty exchange and smiles doesnโ€™t necessarily mean anything beyond that.

05.01.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Great day to watch "Jimmy Carter: Rock & Roll President"

RIP ๐Ÿ™

04.01.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11862    ๐Ÿ” 2118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 232    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

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