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EldritchZoe, changer of usernames

@eldritchzoe.bsky.social

Zoe Aldritch (she/her) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ An infinity crammed in a 14 stone sack. Entertainer (Streamer), Part Time QA Twitch.tv/EldritchZoe youtube.com/@EldritchZoeArchive https://discord.gg/ey9qjtPGPf Any opinions are not those of my employers, past, present, or future

494 Followers  |  405 Following  |  529 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023
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I have a lot of potential games on my stream plate. Got a boomshoot bundle, a load of Halloween leftovers because The Depression got me, that Paper MarioΒ² stream I wanna try and restart when I feel stable enough to cope.

So I'll probably fall into something completely unrelated in a week lol.

09.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey every, it's the Eldritch Zoe stream schedule! I am gonna try and stream;
Tuesday.
Thursday.
What am I streaming? I have no clue! My ADHD meds ran out and I am in pain! Sucker For Love continuation maybe? A demo Day? "I Am Your Beast"? It'll be whatever I feel like tbh.

09.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hundred Eyes Dragon with googly eyes

08.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4
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#internationalwomensday

08.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1792    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I want to know what Malcolm X would have thought of the Sonic Rush soundtrack

07.03.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10181    πŸ” 2905    πŸ’¬ 175    πŸ“Œ 353
sundowner from mgr

sundowner from mgr

> this guy's views used to be considered a comedically exaggerated take on american foreign relations

06.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1365    πŸ” 422    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 14

Wait...
I forgot to go through the nicknames.
Shit. Fuck. Bother.
Ah well, you've missed very little that wasn't already on stream.

05.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And with that, I am done streaming Z-A and I'm kinda melancholy. I'll miss having a regular stream game like this, but for the next while I think I'll try and go through my Spooky Game backlog that i didn't get finished during Halloween.

05.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A thumbnail for "EldritchZoe streams Pokemon Legends Z-A, Epilogue". Features the "Mega Dimension" DLC logo held by Hoopa in the top right. It features the official art for the daylight mode, with the additions of Plush Mary Rabbit holding a progress pride flag, The protagonist has been augmented with Zoe's mask and a scarf drawn with the brush tool, as well two mid cups of coffee. Urbain has been placed into a bin head-first. Because being a he/they lesbian does not mean you can kidnap me for four hours, Urbain. In fact, I'm so mad the female rival goes in the bin too. A Windows blue screen of death is also in the bin. Included BSK's pixelated face on a Gastly, and FranOpossum in the bin looking cute as heck. There is a Gardevour's face over Chicorita's using the PokΓ©mon Shuffle icon. There is also a gen 1 artwork of Dragonair in the top corner, and a Litwick on one of the pidgeotto from the official art.
Alpha Larvitar is rapidly approaching.
A pack of real life lions are also approaching behind the logo. I had to cover one of their balls with a coffee cup. It is also blurred. MxRobinhearts' binturong fursona is in the bottom left corner. 8 transparent purple holographic images of Jacinthe stand in the background, engulfing Chikorita. Mega Rayquaza is behind them. Lebanne stands in the middle of the holograms, looking uncomfortable. The face of a hex maniac pulling a questionable face is visible, transparent, in the top right corner under the DLC logo. The Lumiose tower is on fire. Two of Anshas official art are in the bottom of the screen. One of them is slightly darker. Canari is here and she has an emoji of a gun pointed at the camera.
The top of Galarian Mr Mime is peaking over the top of the logo. It has glowing red eyes.
In the background, blurred shiny PokΓ©mon are falling, 4 Numel, 3 Magikarp, 2 Panpour, 2 Carvanha.

A thumbnail for "EldritchZoe streams Pokemon Legends Z-A, Epilogue". Features the "Mega Dimension" DLC logo held by Hoopa in the top right. It features the official art for the daylight mode, with the additions of Plush Mary Rabbit holding a progress pride flag, The protagonist has been augmented with Zoe's mask and a scarf drawn with the brush tool, as well two mid cups of coffee. Urbain has been placed into a bin head-first. Because being a he/they lesbian does not mean you can kidnap me for four hours, Urbain. In fact, I'm so mad the female rival goes in the bin too. A Windows blue screen of death is also in the bin. Included BSK's pixelated face on a Gastly, and FranOpossum in the bin looking cute as heck. There is a Gardevour's face over Chicorita's using the PokΓ©mon Shuffle icon. There is also a gen 1 artwork of Dragonair in the top corner, and a Litwick on one of the pidgeotto from the official art. Alpha Larvitar is rapidly approaching. A pack of real life lions are also approaching behind the logo. I had to cover one of their balls with a coffee cup. It is also blurred. MxRobinhearts' binturong fursona is in the bottom left corner. 8 transparent purple holographic images of Jacinthe stand in the background, engulfing Chikorita. Mega Rayquaza is behind them. Lebanne stands in the middle of the holograms, looking uncomfortable. The face of a hex maniac pulling a questionable face is visible, transparent, in the top right corner under the DLC logo. The Lumiose tower is on fire. Two of Anshas official art are in the bottom of the screen. One of them is slightly darker. Canari is here and she has an emoji of a gun pointed at the camera. The top of Galarian Mr Mime is peaking over the top of the logo. It has glowing red eyes. In the background, blurred shiny PokΓ©mon are falling, 4 Numel, 3 Magikarp, 2 Panpour, 2 Carvanha.

The time has come for me to finally be done streaming PokΓ©mon Z-A! In this epilogue I'm going to finish the last 5 or 6 DLC side quests, go over the horrible nicknames chat foisted upon my PokΓ©mon, and wonder how I got so many shinies. www.twitch.tv/eldritchzoe

05.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

twitter vs bluesky

05.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 880    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

So here's an interesting one

ARC Raiders is so poorly secured, and carelessly-written (or at least the Discord integration is, but boy oh boy vibe coding is rampant) that it is logging peoples' actual Discord DMs to a plaintext log file in the game's folder

If you play the game, probably uninstall

05.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 574    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
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Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

05.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6352    πŸ” 2409    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5169    πŸ” 2217    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 39

If you use generative AI willingly, if you engage in cryptocurrencies willingly, if you need ChatGPT to type out your emails and live your simulation of an actual life then you have compromised your soul unblinkingly and are someone who simply chooses to feed the beast for your own convenience.

05.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Hysterectomy for trans men 1917
 Vaginoplasty for trans women 1923
 HRT for cis women 1935
 Chemotherapy 1946
 HRT for trans people 1949
 Phalloplasty for trans men 1951
 Birth control pill 1957
 Hip replacement  1962
 IUD 1964
 Heart transplant 1967
 MMR vaccine 1971
 Puberty blockers for cis kids 1980
 Hepatitis A vaccine 1992
 Puberty blockers for trans kids 1994
 HPV vaccine 2006
 Uterus transplant 2011

Hysterectomy for trans men 1917 Vaginoplasty for trans women 1923 HRT for cis women 1935 Chemotherapy 1946 HRT for trans people 1949 Phalloplasty for trans men 1951 Birth control pill 1957 Hip replacement 1962 IUD 1964 Heart transplant 1967 MMR vaccine 1971 Puberty blockers for cis kids 1980 Hepatitis A vaccine 1992 Puberty blockers for trans kids 1994 HPV vaccine 2006 Uterus transplant 2011

Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

07.06.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4
a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

05.03.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7788    πŸ” 2306    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 413
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BadSpaceKing - Twitch i control space and trains

EVERYBODY POKEMON!!
(with @spacegoddesseos.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/badspaceking

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

This week's episode of Celia's Stupid Romhack promises infinite money AND infinite rare candies. It's like Missingno has shown up four gyms early!

04.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12610    πŸ” 2622    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 82

Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.

04.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3217    πŸ” 2019    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 226

I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.

04.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1279    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 9
Why
β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬
Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff.

In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

Why β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

04.03.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7288    πŸ” 2331    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 649

The main reason corpos are trying to force gAI into everything is because it is, otherwise, so fucking easy to avoid using.

04.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Stream over, things overran a lot coz the game's estimate on how long it would take was slow but I had a great time! Let me know if you wanna see me try and organize a Story Mode playthrough coz like... organizing is the biggest battle.

04.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dokapon Kingdom connect official art, designed to be colourful and exciting. Has the addition of "EldritchZoe streams" and the faces of EldritchZoe, Squidpunk, and Badspaceking editied over the faces of the characters from the oddifical art, with effort put in to keep the hair of the original NPCs.

Dokapon Kingdom connect official art, designed to be colourful and exciting. Has the addition of "EldritchZoe streams" and the faces of EldritchZoe, Squidpunk, and Badspaceking editied over the faces of the characters from the oddifical art, with effort put in to keep the hair of the original NPCs.

Time for heck on earth! Dokapon Kingdom Connect with my friends name of @badspaceking.itch.io and @squidpunk.bsky.social , come watch! www.twitch.tv/eldritchzoe

03.03.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
digital comic: two people, a newbie and a long-term player, play magic the gathering. they are in behind small figures that represent creatures on a playing field.

newbie: hmm
newbie: Ok. I attack your creatures.
long-term: I already told you: you don't attack creatures.
long-term: You attack me, and my life total. Not my creatures.
newbie: Ok.
newbie: I attack your life total.
long-term: Nice try. I block, so you don't hit me. You simply attack my creatures.

digital comic: two people, a newbie and a long-term player, play magic the gathering. they are in behind small figures that represent creatures on a playing field. newbie: hmm newbie: Ok. I attack your creatures. long-term: I already told you: you don't attack creatures. long-term: You attack me, and my life total. Not my creatures. newbie: Ok. newbie: I attack your life total. long-term: Nice try. I block, so you don't hit me. You simply attack my creatures.

ok last one

03.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 395    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learnedβ€”and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6335    πŸ” 3178    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 308

You heard the lady, gals! Smooch your local overthinking trans girl today! πŸ’‹πŸ₯°πŸ’–πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

03.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

03.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 593    πŸ” 303    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 24