Sebastian Deken

the logic is flawless, 10/10

man, chaos emerald is so good

Pokémon Flavortown & Pokémon Margaritaville

art from pokemon winds and pokemon waves: a male pikachu wearing a white wide-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white hawaiian shirt with light blue and purple flowers; a female pikachu wearing a light blue white-brimmed ball cap with a yellow logo and a pink flower pinned on, a pink/periwinkle/yellow floral crop top and flowy skirt, and a little blue bow on her tail

they will load up the subaru and take you on the road trip of a lifetime

where was browt on january 6, 2021?

this is the ideal make blrdie. you may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

haven’t seen it yet! i have access to a french itunes account, so i could give it a shot, but i don’t want to watch it without english subs or my husband won’t be able to understand (and a small chunk of it will go over my head too)

sorry to hear this, man. sending love your way.

hell yes merci!

(i don't know if any francophones even follow me but coucou ça va if you do)

(brocéliande made me so mad. like listen a good chunk of my undergrad was on medieval french lit, so i'm up to speed with that place. if you're going to give me brocéliande, give me brocéliande!!!!!!!!!!! the last two episodes of this show were just various characters being arrested in slow motion!)

french(-language) television i have watched all or most of over the past month:
- HPI
- capitaine marleau
- astrid et raphaëlle
- brocéliande
- des gens bien

i have started le bureau des légendes, gave candice renoir a shot, and have lupin on my list. i am taking recommendations

one time i had a pear so good it made me cry. (bought it from a fruit vendor outside the woodhaven blvd. station in queens)

i am not surprised, tbh! i feel like this is part of the bible previous popes would ignore or slither around with some slick interpretation of catechism BS. (i am familiar w this tactic as my father often used it as justification for being a dick)

absolutely living for His Cuntiness Pope Leo

this is why hominids invented thought

Brutalist KFC in Mombasa r/brutalism

if i had known this were the case, my book would have been much darker in tone

@kkdwwwwww "the man who composed the greatest OSTs in history is putting american cheese on 'tacos'". Quoting Nobuo Uematsu: "バレンタインだからって戸塚さんがタコス作ってくれた－！ビールが進むわ－　皆さんもHappy Valentine's Day!" (Because of Valentine's, Tozuka-san made tacos! It goes with beer! Happy Valentine's Day to everyone, too!)

Crushing: One of the most legendary musicians of your lifetime puts Kraft Singles on tacos.

why isn’t every gay on this Site laughing at this joke

*michelle visage voice* stop relying on that quaddie

eurovision became my entire personality over the last year and it’s pretty weird to think i might not even watch it this year!

pop heist’s buddies over at @eurovangelists.com know more than anyone about the context for, controversy around, and deeply troubling issue of Israel’s participation in the upcoming #Eurovision 2026, and i’m SUPER grateful Dimitry laid it all out for us. absolutely wild stuff.

Send Jason Mantzoukas to the Olympics, You Cowards! - Pop Heist Jason Mantzoukas would add an element of daring fun to the Games, creating a sense of unbridled joy for athletes and audiences.

New from me at @popheist.com: A Proposal

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this explains why i'm still unemployed, i guess!

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on such an intense French TV kick that it's tearing my family apart

sometimes i watch a nintendo direct and think “do i even like video games?”

Doctors Hate Him

wishing upon your back the healing power of NSAIDs, muscle relaxers, and/or opiates 🙏 (this will also fix closet annoyance)