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YouTube video by Ethan Nestor I Took Garrett Watts to Spirit Halloween and Bought Him Everything He Touched

Best laugh this weekend was watching Ethan Nestor take Garrett Watts to Spirit Halloween on #Youtube. Funny stuff. youtu.be/z5HfoTXOENw?...

9 years here and it has never been an issue. I got to quit early and go watch tv so ...win win? lol

Put a "take one" sign up with the big bojangles box full of candy I had set out to step inside and pee. Someone came along in that 3 minutes and emptied it out. Took it all. I hope they get a tummy ache. I had full size sour patch kids and boxes of nerds. Next year they get boogars and onions .

no grandson for Halloween. he's gone to other grandparents for tonight. I'm already in my flannel nightgown and clocking out for the day. if anyone bypasses my dark porch and rings the bell they're getting my "tired old lady who doesn't give a fuck" costume and some sour patch kids or nerds.

He should but he's trained by the dog. lol

a man singing into a microphone with the words " that 's the power of love " behind him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " that 's the power of love " behind him

Husband's 65th birthday today! Why does he get better looking with age and I turn into an old potato? Not fair. Anyway I smooched his pretty face, laughed at the soundtrack of his wheelchair buddy barfing at our feet then made him clean it up. It's his dog and he gave it the milk it didn't digest.

Grandson went outside to play on the porch and after he quit fussing about it being cold and rainy sang "it's raining tacos from out of the sky" so long that I want tacos for lunch. I asked where that song came from and he came in and got on tablet and said "here's the audio clip". Such a vocabulary

That's where I get my butter too. And big russet potatoes but after COVID the potato quality went way down.

Decided I needed laughter this morning so I teleported back to my 30s and I am watching Scary Movie 3 on YouTube movies. heh. it's an old movie now.

I might. My hair is falling out from stress or age or whatever. I need it professionally done for a change.

LOL he got a look that said "i'm going to the hair salon soon even if it has been 5 years and we can't afford it"

a cartoon rabbit is saying that 's pretty brutal ALT: a cartoon rabbit is saying that 's pretty brutal

Me to husband "do you think I'll ever be able to afford a makeover?" Husband "not even a mortician when the time comes"

Gloomy Monday. Being solar powered sucks in the autumn when there are week long cloudy days. I create balance by staying in my pajamas, wrapping up in a quilt, trashy tv and ignoring responsibility until the sun comes back.

a woman says thank god you 're pretty ALT: a woman says thank god you 're pretty

I miss my instapot. I want chicken and dumplings. I do not have chicken nor dumplings anyway. I need a chef. Next husband has quite the list of requirements.(chef, fancy sewing machine store owner, working car) Husband says "you're stuck with me." Good thing he's pretty because that boy can't cook.

Saw a hair on my chin in car mirror. Can't find it now that I'm home. I now know why we see old ladies plucking their chins while driving 80mph on the interstate. Living dangerously for a REASON.

You can turn ALL the memories off but I like seeing the kids' pics from 2007 on.

Nothing ruins my mornings more than F'in Facebook showing me "memories" "here's a memory from 16 yrs ago you might like to see." It's of my DEAD DOG. I had Sheba 13 years and seeing her pics first thing rips my old lady heart out. I hate Facebook. Fat Louie the long dead cat was in the pic too :(

"Grandma if you let me play with my tablet you'll get a golden Lamborghini" that kid. Wait. Do you think he even HAS a golden Lambo? I'm scared to ask.

the #gamegrumps bag is finished. It's been claimed but there's some teens around that may fight him over it lol. @gamegrumps.bsky.social licensed merch from Hot Topic.

Husband demanded I quit hovering and relax. So I'm using my LAST piece of @gamegrumps.bsky.social merch and making a bag. it's the last one. The summer of collecting and cutting up GG merch ends today. I had fun with it all. Will post the completed bag when I finish.

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Spicy fantasies of the past have been replaced with daydreams of homemade brownies and ice cream and hot fudge. Is it age or diabetes? Hormones? Sorry sexy fantasy men. You've been replaced with something else I can't have in reality.

Husband made me sit down and sew for an hour to settle down. I had a weird front / back graphic tom and Jerry shirt. Made a bag. I do feel better now. Nothings accomplished but my BP has to be lower lol.

Why aren't young people having babies? This is why.

She's a good woman. Masking up so her cold/flu/whatever doesn't spread to the entire school system. Working her ass off. Can't afford a home or car or health care. It's hopeless. There is no hope.

Theres a new ballroom being built. Multi million dollar jets for Noem. Billions to Argentina. Government of the USA is shut down. The US President posts literally shitting on America. Daughter has to go to work sick as a dog because she doesn't have 100 dollars to pay for a dr note. Shit it is.

Grandson's wealthier family must have photo shop because today he pretended to edit photos in photoshop. He "added shadow" he clicked the menu to rotate. Then he "curated a thumbnail!"

Usually have the TV on YouTube watching channels we like. The popular ones are so over saturated with daily content that we are sick of it. Looks like they'd leave people wanting more.TV off and windows open enjoying the breeze and sounds of the neighborhood. And working on shit I don't want to do.

that kid. too smart for his age!

Grandson was outside chasing leaves in the wind and singing "walk the leaves"at the top of his lungs.He suddenly stopped and yelled "It's cold as FUCK out here" Now he's in time out along with grandpa because I'm 99% sure that's where he heard that word. We had a conversation about appropriate words

Worth showing him. We've spent 30 minutes watching @nspband.bsky.social and Tom Cardy videos laughing our butts off.