Deercowsheepie!

Imagine feeling my neckrolls wobble and slosh while I guzzle down entire tubs of melted ice cream....

I am completely out of money. I am broke.

#pleasehelp #commsopen #furrycomms #commissionsopen #helpwanted

Based on some musings from this morning... You *are* gonna fill that funnel, aren't you?

First time i draw Gantu and Frenchfries 🍟🎂
commission made for @dinoddice.bsky.social

Everyone at work is so mean 2 me my boss said my sneeze is super dainty and I sound like a mouse when I do it :(

HAPPY DEERCEMBER

Be sure to give me lotsa milk and cookies and be sooooo NICIES to me :03)))))))))))C

I need to see.... Rhombos overfilling a stage outfit or something... He should do a cool performance of some sort!!!

Rare shot of a sheep mid waddle to the pantry for snackies... how lucky you are to be up at this late hour!

Gendo Ikari's real failings in trying to complete the human instrumentality project is that he just tried to turn people into hivemind goop, if instead he just tried to turn everybody into a cute furryI think he would've succeeded tremendously and his approval ratings would skyrocket

Faaaat fucking deer in harnesses and straps and belts... getting ready for the big day,

My roundgender egg cracked while I was unemployed/unable to get comms so! I think it'd be a nice gender warming/Size validation thing to focus on getting blobby stuff for a bit,

I need to get even more blobface stuff of my sonas... I have a few things but it'd be nice to *expand* my horizons, beheh...!

It's almost deercember.... Everyone please prepare to be SO nicies to me and get ready to fatten and/or inflate me to immense proportions... You GOTTA cause it'll be deer month!!

Happy anniversary to people on FA losing their shit that the characters in the banner were fat for one day www.furaffinity.net/view/1745704/

It's truly a tragedy.... Guess I'll just have to feast in tha break room.... 😞

Day after thanksgiving and I am forced 2 work...... At least the commute was like 15 minutes cause there's no traffic out! It is SCARY quiet in the office today, just me and our team

sumo stuuufff!! It's some of my favorite,, you look lovely fillin out a mawashi, abeheh!

Mwroohoo, Sometimes you gotta decompress and really enjoy getting lost in yourself... feel every inch of your lard-laden frame, the ocean of blubber that spans from you, the way that each and every movement send you into heavy ripples and gravid bounces...

(YCH I got from @marxfifty.bsky.social!)

Feeling that post thanksgiving fullness nap... Bloated and lethargic and sunken into an ocean of myself...

Bweheh,, Made sure to eat my fill and then some, enough to help keep me flowing outta the room, all beached and bloated....

Hope your thanksgiving was amazing too rahi!!!

Speaking as a permablob and your resident roundgender freak, you should fatten your emoticon usage NOW

Instead of ":3c" it should be ":3)))))))C" for chins and big fat paw...

Instead of "/)w(\" it should be "/)(///////)w(///////)(\" like you're hiding behind massive facecheeks...

They really need to add some warning labels on these blueberry pies, I’m swelling like a blimp over here.🫐🥧

YCH 🎨 done by the wonderful @chubunited.bsky.social

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it’s starting to be a lot to carry,,,

Speaking as a permablob and your resident roundgender freak, you should fatten your emoticon usage NOW

Instead of ":3c" it should be ":3)))))))C" for chins and big fat paw...

Instead of "/)w(\" it should be "/)(///////)w(///////)(\" like you're hiding behind massive facecheeks...

Need someone to lovingly cup my enormous doughy facecheeks and cascading chins, gently holding my mountainous facefat while they rub steady circles into those globes of blubber and whisper sweet nothings into my ears,

Mwroohoo,, this is! An agreeable arrangement,

what if you like, stuffed me with the densest most over-sized proportionally, highest calorie fast food you could procure, wouldnt' that be cool and awesome,

The first of many snacks, the last of your few remaining waddled steps ;3)))))))C