Always quicksave before major events smh
03.12.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@essaerae.bsky.social
Bi girl in her 20's here to post memes and thirst for FFXIV characters π (partially because lewds, mainly because I'm scared of kids)
Always quicksave before major events smh
03.12.2025 17:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From what I've gathered from my trans friends, I don't understand chasers.
Like why be creepy about her body when you can just tell her "Ave, true to Caesar," and instantly have her in puppyplay mode?
We do love women in armor~ π
27.11.2025 19:11 β π 150 π 30 π¬ 5 π 0Always on my knees for you π
26.11.2025 13:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In stead of sending a link to old threads every time someone uses the term "Dark Ages", I decided to put it all in an article.
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer βdark agesβ.
Read it here:
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w...
or:
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...
Guess that's close enough π€
25.11.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tried to see if a couple at a bar were into swinging... ended up showing each other pictures of our dogs and where to go shopping for our niche fashion instead lol
#taskfailedsuccessfully
But what if what we really wanna see is the heart π₯Ί
25.11.2025 12:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When even an accident at work makes you horny
#goonsky
Nah, I wanna let Mrs. Clause experience cumming while he's out of the house π€
23.11.2025 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the penetrator becomes the penetrated π
23.11.2025 15:19 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I goon on company time.
23.11.2025 12:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that more women don't take advantage of me, a girl easily manipulated by women, is really depressing π₯Ί
22.11.2025 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that I've seen the futa version
21.11.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perhaps i'll regret this. But I should get in bandwagon like these. be it lewd types or wholesome types.
21.11.2025 22:00 β π 12 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0"Born to Breed" not so uncommon when you tell anyone how you don't want to have kids
21.11.2025 20:09 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯Ίππ
21.11.2025 19:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wholesome nerds are the cutest (and usually give the best head π₯°)
21.11.2025 13:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only a decade?
21.11.2025 01:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0need someone a decade older than me..
20.11.2025 23:55 β π 21 π 2 π¬ 8 π 0You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourselfπ³οΈββ§οΈ
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
As a bisexual disaster, I cannot flirt properly...
17.11.2025 17:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blahaj!
17.11.2025 17:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But where's the pilots greasy cheeseburger?
17.11.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy birthday, mommy
16.11.2025 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah nah, not giving up my perfect bf just because he's 8 years older than me (we met when I was 22)
14.11.2025 14:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0