Moka Akashiya

“Well because all that doesn’t really.. involve me, maybe my grandfather. Probably have heard of him, Dracula?“

She shrugged

“I see no issue in that. Vampires weren’t exactly great back then.”

Just remember she’s peak beauty standards

𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐚 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

❤️&🔄

#𝐑𝐕𝐑𝐏 𝐗 #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏

─── 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐔 𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐎

🦇They’re gonna just recreate this tbh

🦇Why did I have a dream where a dude goes “My Moka, my vampire” like the guy in the dune movie?

🦇I’m crying for my horse daughter

🦇Also someone should’ve told him to not bang crazy, cause this is his grand daughter (I see nothing but green flags with Akua.)

*what do you mean

🦇Hellsing alucard come get your dude. Cause what the fuck is goin on bro.

🦇Like why does he fucking have this kaiju?!

“I’m also talking about him.”

🦇Goddamn R+V lore gotta be fuckin insane compared to Hellsing.

What comity mean Alucard had a massive fuck off xenomorph kaiju that’s just a part of him?

Then there’s the holding one and it’s like.. we’re not gonna talk about that time in the 40s unless it’s hot.

“You mean the one who had a kaiju that exclusively hunted humans?”

“How fast do you think I could toss a Br*tish woman before something happened? Cause I’m like considering pulling a Randy savage, ya know showing she the cream of the crop.”

“.. riiight. And I’m *very* sure that’s a Nobel one.”

“Oh believe me I consider them ones, mainly because they’re all too eager to get into the pants of *my* boyfriend.”

Okay only two are realistically but still

And now she was pinching the bridge of her nose, “goddamn it now I know why you sound so damn similar.”

She reminded the vampire of her own step mother.

🦇almost made me want to watch 70s Sentai.

Except most of the ones pre-Five man are fucking BORING

🦇Marvel you can’t just give me Battle Japan and not give me the entire Battle Fever team..

“No? There’s a specific group of ‘friends’ of mine who are too quiet.”

$20 is $20 until my favorite people have to get hurt (no one hurts them unless it’s her doing it)

“Yet when these” she held up her hands to do air quotes, “.. ‘abominations’ as you so tactfully called them. Just want to exist quietly on the periphery of society that’s too much right?”

“You know the way you talk you remind of some people..”

“Am I really gonna have to hit an *old* lady?”

“I’m sure that’s true for *some*.” Gif help us all once she finds out that there’s a whole underground society.. that’s actually not so hidden

The vampire was trying, really trying, hard *not* to roll her eyes. “I don’t see how that does any good when you could just hit them hard. Works all the time when I do it they drop their previous behavior a good 99.8% of the time.”

The .2% being a succubus, and a really persistent snow monster.