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@chorlton.bsky.social

I live in the best suburb of Manchester, with a Geordie accent

48 Followers  |  179 Following  |  45 Posts  |  Joined: 07.02.2024  |  1.9381

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Me too!

23.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But, people have started queuing in bars 🀬

14.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And a great pub named after her.

11.10.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a memory on Facebook congratulating me on my 50th blood donation from 2014. I'm now on 99 donations...

07.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

03.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2487    πŸ” 911    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 319

Smashing! I've got a huge credit card bill to pay off!

23.09.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good timing, I've got a huge credit card bill to pay this month!

22.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2:1 win for the Mariners πŸ‘

20.09.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Off to another non-league game today, Curzon Ashton vs South Shields. It's a bit wet today, hope it goes ahead.

20.09.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drove my daughter to Sheffield this evening, as we arrived, she said, "I've forgotten my key"
So drove home again. That's my life atm... 🫀

17.09.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or nowadays drink drink drink drunk 🫀

09.09.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drunk πŸ₯΄

09.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
What3words showing the location of never.vote.reform

What3words showing the location of never.vote.reform

Well then, what3words knows!

07.09.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Off to the battle of the 'south resorts' today- Southport vs @southshieldsfc.bsky.social - come on Shields!

06.09.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's have some flavoured gin, then split the G

03.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep Calm and Carry on

03.09.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking the dogs at night, I see cats every night, foxes most nights, the odd hedgehog every few months.
But last night I saw a badger walking along the pavement on King's Road... only the second time I've ever seen one in 30 years of late walking.

30.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

25.07.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8636    πŸ” 3434    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 47

It was great, wasn't it? Also 30p a pint 🍺

20.07.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍

24.05.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 685    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 45
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WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!

24.05.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17

Isn't it a computer game or something?

20.04.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus I've got to work out how to change the oven clock again... might just leave it

29.03.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shortest day of the year tomorrow - 23 hours...

29.03.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a waste of time moving the clocks are - we don't need to do it- just get up an hour earlier/later if you want more daylight.

29.03.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Used to be a teacher at Oswald Road Primary Chorlton (well before the Bee Gees went there...)

19.03.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses.

Just a bunch of people going to each other's houses.

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.

02.01.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3260    πŸ” 947    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 31

They've painted a huge mural of Raffi on the side of St John's School, right behind my house.

11.03.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mail and The Telegraph 🀣

08.03.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't realise it was #WorldBookDay until I saw about half a dozen Where's Wallys in the school playground behind our house. He was pretty easy to find!

06.03.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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