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kid with a suspiciously freckle-shaped belly:

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

🚨SPEEDRUNNER PSA🚨

Make sure to NOT start a speedrun that overlaps with daylight savings time starting on Sunday. You WILL lose an hour on your run!!!

Oengus Oengus is a free tool to manage your speedrunning marathons from submissions to schedule, available as a hosted service.

We are excited to share the Midwest Speedfest 2026 schedule!
ong.run/mwsf2026/sch...

The marathon kicks off at 9:30am CT on April 17th as part of @vgmcon.bsky.social!

Which runs are you most looking forward to?

Oengus Oengus is a free tool to manage your speedrunning marathons from submissions to schedule, available as a hosted service.

The schedule for Midwest Speedfest 2026 is live! ong.run/mwsf2026/sch...
This is the first speedrun event for which I was asked to be a part of the games committee, and I'm excited to see how the schedule has come together!
See you in April :)

We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time." Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed. That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

i thought they rebranded to world wrestling ederation a few years back, still really cool to see this throwback logo

me when my pokemon evolve:

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

stand up and salute our man at midnight

you should keep drying up their user revenue source in the middle of
trying to take the company public

god makes her sleepiest soldiers miss the coolest twitch clips

Yusuf Berat

thanks, jon

a pile of brown powder is on a white background . ALT: a pile of brown powder is on a white background .

people named jane when jane remover comes on at the function

need a birthday cake to find my ages

this is, of course, accomplished by jacking up the temperature in the arena

Volunteer and host applications for Midwest Speedfest 2026 close Sunday night (11:59pm CT)!

On-site and remote positions are available, so you can help out even if you're not attending!

Volunteer: forms.gle/V5M8pFmPS6N1...
Host (on-site only): forms.gle/EkoMmhnr8tA8...

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

MIKE OXLONG VS JACK INGOF

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

I had a dream I was studying biology in university (I am a graduated compsci student) and the professor handed us an assignment to do over break and it looked like this

meowdy, pardner 🤠

EMERGENCY LOGGING BACK IN BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ZAIN IS OUT AT 17TH BECAUSE HE GOT ELIMINATED IN LOSERS BY CODY AFTER THEY BOTH LOST TO RESPECTIVELY RAPMONSTER AND SWIFT??????????????

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9