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It’s 10am and I’ve gotten 4 political texts already. I am not happy with the person who sold my info.

Wisdom from Jesse Jackson’s service yesterday: “You don’t forgive because they deserve mercy. You forgive because you deserve peace. Forgiveness is an emancipation.”

This dumb ass shares military info on signal with journalists. He got lucky and failed up in a big, big way as he’s lots more stupid than everyone he went to school with or worked with.

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

“.. Inflation is NOT dead. Middle East to US tanker rates are now the HIGHEST IN HISTORY BY A LOT!”

- RB Advisors

I haven’t gotten gas since the day after Christmas. I need to get it tomorrow. My car has a 17gal tank. It wants a higher level but will take regular. Wish me luck.

Himes: I have a theory on how this ends…

You’re going to see oil go across $100… Projections for economic growth are going to go down.

And at some point in 3-5 weeks, the president is going to say this is really not tenable. And he’s going to declare victory and walk away.

Because Israel wanted us to and no prior president would go along with it.

If you know, you know this isn’t a pretty picture. It’s a chilling picture.

Slimeball needs to be prosecuted.

Nah. Just South Florida. I had to wait about two hours for a battery from aaa at 5am (I was supposed to be at a golf outing in Orlando at 10).

Most importantly, are you ok? Is your car ok-ish? Not an accident, I hope.

Person walking along a platform as the train departs on a foggy night

Wednesday night's fog made for some moody vibes at the Metra station last night

Any #Ilwx people who can tell me why there’s a beam of fog by drumpf’s tower?

Full recipe?

Need a distraction? Watch me make lemon bars, won’t you?

LISTEN🎧 Special #BrownClimateWeek episode of Humans in Public Health!

Professor Allan Just explains why your weather app is wrong, and why it's important for public health. https://humans-in-public-health.captivate.fm/episode/more-than-a-forecast

He and Tuber are truly the stupidest senators. Not even close.

"Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas" is some hilarious bullshit title.

U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

My g’pas: doctor and bookkeeper. My g’mas should be asked about: both teachers. One accepted to university of chicago for a master degree in 1927.

What happened in chicago. It sucks. Garcia did the same thing. It’s the Chuy play and it’s bad.

It's a crime to lie to Congress, which is why Kristi Noem refused to answer this question about whether she's schtupping her adviser Corey Lewandowski.

It can’t be real. This is sick if it is true.

Thank you, @maplewoodbrew.bsky.social for a great ‘Cashmere’ Pulaski Day! Got lucky to sit with the @offcolorbrewing.bsky.social crew.

“.. A prolonged campaign against Iran could also produce a failed state with enriched uranium, destabilize crucial oil routes, threaten Gulf allies, trigger a refugee crisis, and disrupt the global economy.”

@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

Snl redeemed itself.

Susie Wiles is wearing an Apple Watch during a highly classified meeting on Iran.

Unreal.

Fun to meet #ChicagoBulls player Leonard Miller at a lakeshore bev event at the local #jewelosco store. Sad the bar there is closing and events like this are over. Leonard was a very nice young man and he poured a good pint!

Manchin had some value as no other D was being elected in WV. Not the same for AZ and PA.

I’m glad my nephew has one more year of medical school plus his residency before returning to active duty.