Harvey

And the winner is... 28 Years Later!!!

A complete reinvention of The Zombie Movie. Living in the UK sucks as we can only watch those around us succumb to various sicknesses of the mind. Keeping dignity and hope in an endless nightmare and finding reasons to keep going. Stylistically magical! 🏆

🏆It's the main event. The Harvey Awards of Cinematic Excellence nominees for 'Best Picture' are...

Marty Supreme - Josh Safdie

Sinners - Ryan Coogler

Black Bag - Steven Soderbergh

28 Years Later - Danny Boyle

Evil Puddle - Charlie Roxburgh

One Battle After Another - Paul Thomas Anderson

'Biggest Moron' of the year is... JB from The Mastermind!

You think you're so cool, you think you're so 'sigma male'. You are an utter boob, get a real job and spend time with your family, loser.

Come back tomorrow for the main event, 'Best Picture'! 🏆

🏆Minions creator Pierre Coffin claims the minions are all male because they're "dumb and stupid". Here are the nominees for 'Biggest Moron':

JB - The Mastermind
Marty Mauser - Marty Supreme
Russ - Caught Stealing
Bob - One Battle After Another
Mickeys - Mickey 17
Jake Sully - Avatar: Fire and Ash

Catch 'Biggest Moron' tomorrow🏆

The winner is 'Latino Harriet Tubman Situation' from One Battle After Another!

There was some heavy competition this year but watching them pull off such a long, elaborate sequence like this felt like what PTA's career had been leading up to. The beating heart of one of the best films of the year.

🏆It's time to award the 'Best Scene' of the year! The nominees are...

Latino Harriet Tubman Situation - One Battle After Another
Memento Amoris - 28 Years Later
Frog Trip - Friendship
Long Phone Call - Wake Up Dead Man
‘I Lied to You’ - Sinners
Hamlet - Hamnet

And the winners are...

Quaritch and Varang!

Come on, look at them. Their shared love of violence stole our hearts and we can only hope to see their relationship flourish in future films.

Come back tomorrow to find out which film will be awarded 'Best Scene'!

🏆Here it is. The award for 'Best Couple'. A particularly grizzly selection this year.

The nominees are:

Quaritch & Varang (Avatar: Fire and Ash)
#47 & #23 (The Long Walk)
The Creature & No-one (Frankenstein)

Hit up this webpage tomorrow for our next award: 'Best Couple'

The award for 'Guy I Don't Want to be Around' goes to Black Bag's Kathryn!

The last thing I need is one of my coworkers drugging me and prying for my most personal secrets. Cate Blanchett's cold, manipulative spy would hold too much power over me, all I'd be thinking is "I gotta get outta here".

🏆Today's category is 'Guy I Don't Want to be Around'.

The Nominees are:

Aunt Gladys - Weapons
Craig - Friendship
Kathryn - Black Bag
Jay Kelly - Jay Kelly
Predator Dad - Predator: Badlands
Col. Lockjaw - One Battle After Another

Tomorrow is a big one. 'Guy I Don't Want to be Around'. 🏆

The award for 'Hype Moments and Aura' goes to... The Aunt Gladys Run!

Having your 2+ hour horror be a set up to one gag is a bold movie but it pays off hard here. Watching the loathsome Aunt Gladys get chased around town by a horde of children is hilarious as it is satisfying.

🏆The nominees for the 'Hype Moments and Aura' award are...

Dr Tessin's Sacrifice - Evil Puddle
The Aunt Gladys Run - Weapons
Zsa-zsa's Intro - The Phoenician Scheme
Endo's Entrance - Marty Supreme
MRI Kill - Final Destination: Bloodlines
Plane Fight - M:I:The Final Reckoning

Tune in tomorrow to see which Major Motion Picture will win the coveted 'Hype Moments and Aura' award 🏆

Dr Kelson

And the award for 'Guy I'd Hang With' goes to... Dr. Kelson!

A hang so good it's a major plot point of THE BONE TEMPLE. He's a man you could hang with through the good times and especially the bad. A beautiful performance from Ralph Fiennes.

The Harvey Awards for Cinema Excellence have begun!

Our first category is 'Guy I'd Hang With'. The Nominees are:

Stack - Sinners
Kiri - Avatar: Fire and Ash
Alyssa - One of Them Days
Sensei Sergio - One Battle After Another
Larry - Eternity
Dr. Kelson - 28 Years Later

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Hold onto your popcorn. The Harvey Awards for Cinema Excellence begin tomorrow! 🏆

7 days. 7 winners.

Tomorrow's category will be 'Guy I'd Hang With'.

You don't want to miss this, folks!

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