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Keithy

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That’s really fascinating….

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It would be madness if we effed this up

03.03.2026 07:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never underestimate our potential to fuck things up….

03.03.2026 07:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He can play. There’s no rule like that in the UCL.

03.03.2026 07:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been banned from lifting Adama Traore.

02.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see it in Villa fan’s faces now

02.03.2026 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I must’ve been well into my 20s before I looked so exasperated. The kid is very advanced.

02.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a colleague called Shazna and someone has just emailed me about her, but called her Shazam (completely seriously). I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

02.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see UEFA have decided to take the 1999 Champions League away from Manchester United after Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Peter Schmeichel said set pieces are no way to win a football match and something needs to be done about it.

02.03.2026 08:50 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

They never learn….

02.03.2026 08:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute tool with zero credibility.

02.03.2026 08:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

None needed ❤️

02.03.2026 08:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rinse Rice and Zubi in the morning and send dick pics to the office junior in the afternoon. Cunt.

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02.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sorry Sir, there’s a £10,000 compulsory excess on that condition.

01.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👊🏻

01.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking jobsworth.

01.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep, doesn’t matter how. 👊🏻

01.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

St Totteringham’s Day with a month to spare before the clocks go forward is rather splendid.

01.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was nicely drunk so wasn’t too bad…

01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone expecting any easy flowing performances and ‘sealed before half time’ victories for the remainder of the season will be sadly disappointed. It’s all going to be a sphincter tightening roller coaster, so strap in, dose up on Imodium and fucking hold on tight…

01.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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How did that work out for you, pricks?

01.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Ridiculous, isn’t it?

01.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congratulations on your chartered surveyor qualification

01.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‘Set Piece Kings’ unless it’s Arsenal. Cunts

01.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

We should have.

28.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Standard. Cunts

28.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot on, mate.

28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agree. They were vile at the Emirates.

28.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are people actually booing because a game is halted so footballers observing Ramadan can break their fast? If so, that’s fucking mental. How fucking intolerant are these cunts?

28.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Had to score there, DCL

28.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0