It would be madness if we effed this up
03.03.2026 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be madness if we effed this up
03.03.2026 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never underestimate our potential to fuck things up….
03.03.2026 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He can play. There’s no rule like that in the UCL.
03.03.2026 07:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve been banned from lifting Adama Traore.
02.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I see it in Villa fan’s faces now
02.03.2026 11:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I must’ve been well into my 20s before I looked so exasperated. The kid is very advanced.
02.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have a colleague called Shazna and someone has just emailed me about her, but called her Shazam (completely seriously). I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
02.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see UEFA have decided to take the 1999 Champions League away from Manchester United after Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and Peter Schmeichel said set pieces are no way to win a football match and something needs to be done about it.
02.03.2026 08:50 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0They never learn….
02.03.2026 08:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Absolute tool with zero credibility.
02.03.2026 08:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None needed ❤️
02.03.2026 08:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rinse Rice and Zubi in the morning and send dick pics to the office junior in the afternoon. Cunt.
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Sorry Sir, there’s a £10,000 compulsory excess on that condition.
01.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👊🏻
01.03.2026 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking jobsworth.
01.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yep, doesn’t matter how. 👊🏻
01.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0St Totteringham’s Day with a month to spare before the clocks go forward is rather splendid.
01.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was nicely drunk so wasn’t too bad…
01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone expecting any easy flowing performances and ‘sealed before half time’ victories for the remainder of the season will be sadly disappointed. It’s all going to be a sphincter tightening roller coaster, so strap in, dose up on Imodium and fucking hold on tight…
01.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0How did that work out for you, pricks?
01.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Ridiculous, isn’t it?
01.03.2026 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Congratulations on your chartered surveyor qualification
01.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0‘Set Piece Kings’ unless it’s Arsenal. Cunts
01.03.2026 08:11 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0We should have.
28.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Standard. Cunts
28.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spot on, mate.
28.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree. They were vile at the Emirates.
28.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are people actually booing because a game is halted so footballers observing Ramadan can break their fast? If so, that’s fucking mental. How fucking intolerant are these cunts?
28.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Had to score there, DCL
28.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0