Tim Troy

I made a huge mistake as a parent. Recently my son who is 2 has been asking my wife to sing him to sleep. So it was my turn to put him to sleep and he asked me to sing him a song and I was caught of guard so I sung a song I knew by heart; Buy u a Drank by Tpain. Now he ask for “baby girl” before bed

Mannn I went down a rabbit hole on my 2 hour drive from work and ended up listening and watching ‘Trapped in the Closet’ 1-22

I never understood how those types of stiff arms aren’t illegal hands to the face on the offense

Maaaan just play It Takes Two..it really takes Patience

I went from straight 8s to straight 6s on the golf course. I’m still trash but that’s huge. Couple more tweaks and I’m sure I can secure myself a 3 day a week job making over 200k by beating a boss in a round and now they owe me a job 🤣

Finally got out with babe and went to a holiday party.. We’ll see in the upcoming days if I embarrassed her or made her proud especially because I was on the dance floor all night 🕺🏾

Just finished watching Secret Level on Prime… was dope man but that Pac-Man episode 🤯

Dirty Mackin music ain’t what it use to be

I guess Washington don’t want the W

Never mind…

Wow cowgirls. That returned definitely saved yall.

Just made some waffles, then realized I have no syrup… 😢 pain

I have seen 2 things I’ve never seen in person before here at this golf course.

1) a black squirrel
2) a grey squirrel with a black and white striped head

It’s been like 20 years since I first saw it but thinking about the boar god becoming a demon in princess mononoke still fucks me up

Shhhhiiiiiidddd might have to bring back #OOMF

After a few days go by I start to get the itch again of wanting to golf. ⛳️🏌🏾

Netflix you showing you can’t handle the big times right now man…

Damn that took a turn… let’s see if Barrios can bounce back

Homie took a beating maaannnn

I hope one day this app lets you play like a 30 second song clip for people who come to your page. A little slice from MySpace and kind of like a walk up song.

My Top 5 Featured Artist:
1) Drake
2) Lil Wayne
3) T-Pain
4) Chris Brown
5) Ty Dolla $ign

Blue skies on Bluesky 😍

Madagascar is my Favorite movie where Connecticut is mentioned 😂

Man this new Warzone is rough but that’s what we expect right

Warzone out now… see you Monday family 😂🙈

Few things I’m excited for that are coming up.
1) My moms birthday
2) Golfing
3) new Warzone
4) spending time with my family
5) watching Tyson beat Jake Paul

I hope Mike Tyson knocks Jake Paul out in one punch.

Smelling good is truly an underrated hack to life.