I would be amphibious if it weren't for social constructs

Looking at me is a crime

The punishment is perceiving me

You: I hate bugs! Spiders are gross! They're icky, and I hate them! I wish they'd all die!

Me: [giving CPR to a wasp I found drowning in a puddle] BREATHE! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR SASHA! STAY WITH ME!

Looking at my 3D printer like "Yes my little machine, do my bidding!"

Can I blow up the moon? As a treat? I've been real good!

Your sound card works perfectly!
#GilbertGottfried

Currently collaborating with your cat to communicate with croissants (congenially)

The war on the concept of what constitutes a fish continues

I wish there was a Waffle House nearby. I could use some irl pvp

LET'S GO GAMBLING

If quesadillas didn't already exist and Taco Bell came up with them, they'd call them "crispy cheese-a-ritos"

I don't remember ever drinking Dr. Pepper mixed with milk. This either means I haven't done so, or it may have memory wiping properties

Would it be accurate to say that some people suck much more than others, and the bigger the Fandom, the more of those awful people it has?

Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can wave at bluebirds. I can glue googly eyes to seed pods and discarded soda cans. I can add previously unknown magic words to dictionaries in little free libraries. I can stand on the roof and send messages to the moon using paper airplanes.

I didn't think about becoming your friend, I was absorbed into the hivemind

If you don't like bats, I'm convinced you never saw one eat a banana

Most people don't know that bananas are radioactive.

Having read that, you are now no longer "most people"

Naturally, the card itself just doesn't seem to put a limit on your power lol

Wait, is withdrawing from the game an action you can take as the other player by casting worst fears?

I am the nefarious soup stirring man

To the engineer at Ford who designed the headlights on the 2012 Transit Connect. I hope your socks get wet

"Can't a man boil his glue in peace?"

I said, boiling my glue

I miss the Among Us craze. Space bean nirvana.

This is my emotional support psychosis.

Ahem... ligma

That is all

I can think of so many actual and moral uses for AI. Yet I never hear anything about, say, using it to improve reverse image searches? And that's just scratching the surface