Matt Nute

4) No. Ain't no such thing as a soul.

3) Oh, many things. Reasons for not telling them include:
- I like still having a job that pays my bills and mortgage
- I would need a Ouija board
- Primum non nocere
- Some shit's just embarrassing

2) Tan France complimented my fashion sense, telling me that the shirt I was wearing complemented my shoulders very well, and said "I love when someone finds one of their best qualities and dresses to accentuate it."

I have been dining out on that comment for years now.

1) For a good chunk of my life I've gone by my last name because my first is really common. But aside from that... not a lot unless "Matty" as a term of endearment counts.

Yeah, why not - engage with my content, monkeys!

RFK Jr.: Trump ‘eats really bad food’ but has ‘constitution of a deity’ Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says President Trump has the least healthy eating habits of anyone in his administration but praised the commander in chief for what he descri...

Yeah, but the deity in question is Nurgle.

Uh, internal - yeah, no duh. That's where your blood's SUPPOSED to be.

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!

1. Obscure baseball statistics
2. Breakfast for dinner
3. bombastic Meat Loaf songs
4. walking through a new neighborhood
5. rhombic dodecahedrons
6. Red Bull
7. wombats
8. squad-based strategy games
9. public speaking
10. sleeping in

Stop scrolling and post two (I did three as well) characters that bring you happiness.

YouTube video by Star Wars The Mandalorian and Grogu | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 22, 2026

This looks like so much fun. I love that even the title card is leaning into the pulp/sci-fi aspect of the setting.

youtu.be/_pa1KLXuW0Y

Kansas City

Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA". Goddamn jingoistic war-profiteering racism-enabling nationalist motherfucker can burn in hell.

I will dip sushi into soy sauce and wasabi because it tastes good. Fuck your gatekeeping "tradition".

"Run To The Water"

"21 Guns", which is my favorite song period.

"Under Pressure"

The Tragically Hip

I still use "It's okay, I speak Ventrue" when someone needs me to deal with high-falutin' muckety-mucks.

"Radiohead is music for when you're feeling sad and just want to feel worse."

1) REM, "Out Of Time"

2) Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"

3) Meat Loaf, "Bat Out Of Hell"

4) Rush, "Roll The Bones" (one of THE best driving albums)

5) Dave Matthews Band, "Under The Table And Dreaming"

6) Fleetwood Mac, "Rumours"

If soundtracks counted, CHESS from 1984.

I would say maybe a six. Being under 6'0" and kind of fluffy tends to make people default to "is friend-shaped!" before "can take you apart and then put you back together again".

R. Lee Ermey hung out in my office once and we talked for like five minutes about the Peleponnesian War.

Someone always brings snacks.

Pitbull plays a gig in Alaska after a Facebook vote US rapper Pitbull fulfils his promise to perform a gig in a remote part of Alaska after a Facebook campaign.

You and Pitbull, man.

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"I Will Always Like You"

"Escalator To Heaven"

"Life Is A Toll Road"

Invisibles, vol. 2 - Phil Jiminez

The Chain is the correct answer.