Matt

How they’ve got the nerve to turn up today and put in a performance is absolutely shameless. Couldn’t think of a bigger set of shithouses.

No feeling quite like it.

Pep is so very very bald

😂

Sat in some little place in Bilbao eating my breakfast and still cannot even begin to process last night. Where did that come from? What a club. What a city.

Very “inbox me hun” this, I hate myself

Awful end to year topped off by getting ill and watching United get bummed tomorrow by the barcodes. Putting a rope up.

What a depressing day

And then we rewarded him with Diogo Dalot and Lee Grant. This rounds up one of the shittest days in a long time. I hate everything 😂

This is what I was thinking of 😂

Everywhere?

Wolverhampton so far - a bloke in a Donald Trump top with “fuck the haters” written across it. Get me home ffs.

Oh right…

President Musk knows what's good for you. You may think you know—you may think you have the ability to decide whether or not your current representative is serving you well—but you're wrong. A South African plutocrat with little education actually knows whether your family is being well represented.

How’s it the same as asking for a shirt?

So have been his performances for coming up to 18 months now. It’s not what I would have done but I’m surprised by it and I think a lot echo the sentiment.

Also Antony, he’s not even a footballer though so it feels mean to single him out.

Anyway, I defended him for long enough and I thought he was coming back into form earlier this season but his attitude absolutely stinks and that interview the other day was the straw that broke the camels back so, ta ra Marcus.

Not sure why there’s the difference, and I think it’s safe to say that everyone would have preferred for him to push on from the first Ten Hag season but, he hasn’t. For many he probably epitomises the “new” United, where standards have dropped and bumper contracts have still been paid out.

Another hot take from last night, seems to be a very clear divide of match going fans/those who don’t attend games when it comes to Rashford. Didn’t see anyone outraged at that banner in the ground but when I’ve got home half the internet is up in arms about it.

A four hour drive later and I still can’t figure out how Antony or Bayindir have convinced someone to give them contracts as professional footballers

Seeing that Garnacho goal live was one of the highlights of last season, even if I did almost strangle Pooball in death in the aftermath. Yes, I’m making this about me.

A very Bert steward thought he’d got one up on us yesterday after the winner went in. “Well you’re all definitely getting held back now”, yeah mate, that’s absolutely ruined my day. Silly cunt 😭

A school shooting at The Abundant Life Christian School. You can’t tell me America isn’t made up.

I like to think I’m better than these low hanging fruits but I absolutely am not

Just watching Amad’s goal for one hundred and fifteenth time

Strangely, there’s not a very strong Bert presence in the office this morning. Makes you think.

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