The Kye Guy

Data? I hardly know a!

Damn don't you just hate it when you're autistically stimming and you accidentally throw up a nazi salute cause you're just being autistic and stimming

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It is a new year

Yes, I'm rewatching the MH370 docuseries. Yes, I'm autistic

I'm gonna create a government so disfunctional

Remember kids, you can't have seasonal depression if you're depressed all year round

Power move: referencing your lecturers in a report

It's too cold, but at least I dress like a 12 year old boy. Ya boi got layers

Yes

Maybe, just maybe, I should get a little treat

Me: I have that *sparkle* you know
Psychiatrist: that's called ADHD and ASD
Me: you're just sad you don't have that *sparkle*

The idea of a foot fetish is inherently funny to me. Like who looks at feet and goes "yeah those are better than boobs"

Dublin? Nah, I'm more of a Sublin person myself

"I want my old man presidential yaoi" - @kyeguyexe.bsky.social

Do not apologise for the truth

Sure, Al Capone killed people, but at least we don't drink chunky milk now

I'll show this account to my psychiatrist. I feel like she'd enjoy it

*Anteater coming to after blacking out, staring at his ant-wife's half eaten ant hill* I fear I ate

Biden and Trump need to kiss on January 6th or else I'm going to be sorely disappointed with this season of American Politics

Is midnight the middle child of time or is it midday. Cause it can't be both

Twitter? I hardly know her

Bluesky? Not in Ireland it isn't