Randall is not interesting or good 💦🥩

Thank you! I had to edit the image then didn’t re-paste it in 😭 The setting where it says “Require Alt Text” doesn’t seem to work for me. Fuckers.

A screenshot of the NPR front-page as of Monday, March 2, 2026 @ 12:17pm ET. A photo of Pete Hegseth. Image credit: Joe Raedle/Getty Images Subheadline: “Middle East Conflict” Headline: “Hegseth: 'We didn't start this war but under President Trump we're finishing it'” The remarks are the first to reporters since the U.S.-Israeli military operations against Iran began Saturday despite weeks of talks designed to stave off a conflict.

Oh, great. Well, that’ll only take you a sec.

That 1 flight was 27 flights?

The meme thing of Agent Dale Cooper saying: “Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.” Only it’s Tim Robinson from I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE

From The New York Times: Trump plans to impose tariffs a different way after his loss at the Supreme Court. President Trump is planning to invoke new trade authorities in response to the Supreme Court’s ruling overturning his sweeping tariffs, according to two people familiar with his plans, potentially including a new, across-the-board tariff on U.S. trading partners. by Tyler Pager and Tony Romm, Reporting from Washington. Feb 20, 2026. URL: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/us/politics/trump-tariffs-plans.html?smid=url-share

The Driving Crooner from I Think You Should Leave. The caption has been changed to: “I gotta figure out how to make money on this thing. I’m simply too stupid.”

When I was a kid, my dad gave me a million dollar loan. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great. And I know that’s being a decrepit sack of human shit that makes everything awful. It has to be. You know what I mean, James?

Jellybean from the ‘Silent Theater’ sketch from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson: “And if I talk, you get to kill me. But I never talk.”

The late, great Biff Wiff in the Crashmore sketch from Season 2 of I Think You Should Leave. The caption reads: “He might kill you, but there’s no fucking way he’s ever killing me. Fucking asshole. He said that?”

Les, can I talk to you for a second?

NO MORE?

BULLSHIT!

The woman reading the transcript from the “Brian’s Hat” sketch from I Think You Should Leave, Season 2. The transcript has been replaced with the Gelutol: “Doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink, doink.”

The late, great Biff Wiff in the ‘Shirt Brothers‘ sketch from I Think You Should Leave. The (incorrect) caption reads: “He can! He can! He can! Oh! He can. He can hit. He can hit you.”

Marcus from the ‘Feed Eggs’ sketch from I Think You Should Leave: “That’s a bad guy! That is a rotten egg.”

Don Bondarley: King of the dirty songs. The caption reads: “Hey! Who took my cigars?”

Patti Harrison ❤️ in an I think you should leave sketch, of an office party titled Rat Mom. The text is from the Randall is not interesting sketch and reads “Do not say anything he says is interesting or good. Otherwise he is gonna keep picking up stuff and saying it’s other stuff.”

haha

“Here comes a big wave!” – Stan, from the ‘Fake Water’ sketch from I Think You Should Leave, Season 3, Episode 1. It is actually a quote from the ‘Big Wave/Chode Jeans’ sketch from Season 2.

Tim Heidecker: “The victims have been denied justice. Hold someone accountable!”

What are you talking about?! There’s troves of evidence! Why don’t you help the victims?!

She says, “Because of Obamacare.” [Tim has a blank, pensive expression on his face] Please watch this perfect special, “An Evening with Tim Heidecker”. The spoofed joke starts here: https://youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?si=AM9SpuQpn28l10Mb&t=2163

This is what it felt like watching that Pam Bondi hearing last week.

AI is just the ITYSL sketch where Tim Robinson can't sell his mafia movie because it actually sucks so he forces his friends to buy his surplus of mafia hats and plastic meatballs for their wedding party so that he doesn't have to eat shit.

Mike Tyson + RFK Jr. is a partnership that makes me go:

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Tim Robinson in the Darmine Doggy Door sketch from I Think You Should Leave holding his hands to his head, at his wits end saying “what the fuck is this world?!” this worlds fucking so fucked up that I couldn’t decide which font in the “horror” category captured the actual horror of this world so I went with all of them and the meme says “what the fuck is this world?!” 12 times in different “scary” fonts and sizes one of which has crosses for t’s so the 12th “what the fuck is this world?!” is written upside down for added effect and a dash of fun

A fun thing to do in a Senate hearing would be to ask Noem or Bovino questions about ICE but pretend they are about immigrants.

"A Somali man was found passed out drunk in a car, covered in vomit. What should be done?"

"A Venezuelan man shot an ICU nurse ten times. What should his sentence be?"

The man on the horse in the Fenton’s Horse Ranch commercial: “I’m not having any fun.”

Sam & Tim in Detroiters. The caption reads: “Tip to tail, piece of shit.”

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.