Reminder that you most certainly do not need to watch the state of the union tonight. In fact, protect your sanity and don’t. You can read about it afterwards from people who have to watch for their literal jobs.
24.02.2026 14:13 — 👍 357 🔁 47 💬 15 📌 27Right???
24.02.2026 05:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Valid
24.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This was TWO years ago. 👴
24.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 92 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 11
I do not want to get off this couch
23.02.2026 16:24 — 👍 135 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0
I need to trim my beard
23.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 165 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0Was that turbulence? No, it was RAMONE!
21.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dark room in the lounges?
21.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Friday!
21.02.2026 04:17 — 👍 253 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1
Happy Hump Day
18.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I think there's been a disconnect" is the corporate-speak equivalent of "You are a fucking dumbass"
18.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lighting was good this morning
15.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 125 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0
When your room looks kind of weird
And you wish that you weren't there.
Just close your eyes and make believe
And you can be anywhere.
This would be a funny short film
10.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think that it would be hilarious, and somewhat more likely, that SkyNet won't be created by some Mega-Corporation, but by Steve from accounting trying to automate accounts payable during a vibe-coding session.
10.02.2026 17:16 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Does anyone actually enjoy a corporate town hall? Am I just super jaded?
10.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Or better yet, move the superbowl to Saturday
09.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It should be generally understood that if your city wins the superbowl that everyone takes the next day off.
09.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Watching Curling for the plot
08.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I could pull off glasses 🕶️
08.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 112 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0I might have a concussion because I seriously read this as "Super Mario joke* and was very confused for a while.
05.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ouch. Bowl jumped out of the cabinet and hit my nose.
05.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 87 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0My internet brain read this as "gooning at 4:12 am"
05.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me hearing my coworkers talk about their weekend plans with their kids
03.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just explained to the young people at work that we used to get our internet from CDs we would get for free from Target.
30.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm just going to come out and say it. January has fucking sucked.
29.01.2026 02:11 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0🫂
28.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today just feels.... Heavy.
26.01.2026 21:04 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
