@curtisrcooley.bsky.social
Satanic Buddhist and progressive hater of centrist corporate do-nothing Democrats. Also: Agile Coach, soccer fanatic. USMNT and USWNT. Seattle sports teams. Developer. Please don't DM me without permission.
#tRump was kinda right
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"Duty one is self-care: To form a more perfect union. Number two is justice. (Trump’s Department of Justice is definitely number two.) Protecting American citizens doesn’t even make the list."
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"If Anthropic doesn’t agree, Hegseth has threatened to force the company to comply, a tactic similar to the one he and the commander in chief have used with women."
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Toddler #tRump throws fit after supreme court loss.
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Waters is a poor man's Howard Stern wannabe
20.02.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Simpsons predicted this in 1996.
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I gave up #Religeon for #Lent and never looked back.
#HailSatan
Fire Horse
#FireHorse
Just another example of how easy #tRump can be played. It's embarrassing.
19.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You clearly don't understand that "democratic hoax" actually means guilty as hell let's talk about something else.
#smile
Hahahahahahahahagahahahahahahahaha
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#Seahawks
"There is, it’s worth repeating, no point funding DHS in return for new law that won’t be followed any more than the oldest law is followed."
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"There is, it’s worth repeating, no point funding DHS in return for new law that won’t be followed any more than the oldest law is followed."
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We still want women to have babies against their will though.
17.02.2026 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Climate change isn’t the future. It’s now. It’s not someone else. It’s us."
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All this #BadBunny #SuperbowlHalftime nonsense reminds me of an old joke.
What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What about 3 languages?
Trilingual.
What about 1 language?
American.
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#AbolishIce
Straight outta An Officer and a Gentleman 😉
14.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Save these SciFi shows and movies.
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"But mRNA was the big breakthrough for the COVID vaccine, so Health (sic) and Human (sic) Services (sic) Secretary Robert F-in-biology Kennedy, Jr., doesn’t like it."
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I wrote an operating system:
while(true) {}
#OperatingSystem
So @kamalaharris.com was right. It's all about #PriceGouging.
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Isn't that already in the Constitution or am I missing something. 10th amendment?
10.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wrote a #GameEngine
for();
#Maga reaction to #BadBunny playing the #Superbowl halftime show just might get me to watch a Superbowl halftime show.
02.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Donald Trump says no more drugs are coming by sea, so the Coast Guard should just take the year off and use their boats for luxury cruises."
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I'm not being facetious or ironic. If there's a country that can recognize #facism, it's #Italy.
30.01.2026 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0