I can’t take y’all seriously and I won’t. I’m also not sorry, because y’all are outrageous.

Y’all = 95%+ of the people I interact with professionally

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

Oh you got moneyyyyyy

First time getting in bed before midnight since last Wednesday & I’m so grateful 🥹

My best friend is better than allayall

If you’re having a hard time waiting imagine your toddler trying to wait to open 25 gifts 🙇🏾‍♀️😂

Correct. Let’s try at 4

I was a MENACE in Philadelphia ✨ miss that for me 🥹

I cooked dinner and cleaned the kitchen tonight and I definitely won’t be doing that again. I need a husband asap wtf is this shit.

a cartoon character says do n't ask me to do it again darling ALT: a cartoon character says do n't ask me to do it again darling

I never look back darling, it distracts from the ✨ NOW ✨

🗣️🗣️🗣️Yelling my feedback into the ether!

Free @schmokeinggun.bsky.social !!! & free us from these long ass handles!!

Something about the entire internet having full unfettered access to my posts here doesn’t sit well with me. 🥴