Tiff 💖

Things are not okay out there or in here.

How do I clear my cache and cookies emotionally

You popped into my brain this week and I’d hoped you were doing okay! You look so qt!

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue rushes towards Green, who is slouching and bleary-eyed. Blue: Are you okay? What's wrong? Green: I'm not sad, just tired. Blue sits down to talk to Green, who turns to look at him. Blue: Are you sure? Green: I literally just woke up. Speechless, Blue looks at Green, who lets out a long yawn. Green turns towards Blue as he finally speaks. Blue: It's 11:30 am.

Welcome to another void

a close up of a lion 's face in the woods Alt: a close up of a Aslan’s face from the lion the witch and the wardrobe

Don’t welcome me to Bluesky I have been here since the beginning.

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I will never post consistently

hone ur craft, sharpen ur skills, leverage ur gifts, achieve mastery.

“That’s why I like doing laundry. Once you do it, it’s done until you gotta do it again.”

I’m so tired

me: *waking from a ten year coma*

dad: well look who finally got up

Did a thing last night

drawing of two creatures holding hands with a caption that says “let’s be silly and weird together. two little freaks having so much fun!!”

me, whenever i meet a fellow unhinged lunatic who enjoys poasting the stupidest shit imaginable on the internet

banned from gardening forum for saying "it was me" every time someone posted and said "help, something is eating my tomatoes"

a supermarket sale sign that says "ground bork". my son is also named bork

SWEDISH CHEF, NOOOOOOOO

Jhin’s watchin’