Did it jiggle when you fell from heaven?

God I'm so fucking scared man

I was struggling to keep control of the bike since it really wasn't set up for me but I think I did quite well fighting to 3rd place over the course of six laps on an unfamiliar bike

Better luck next time

Girl that's faceapp

Not Syd. You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different social media

I've met god. She just showed me her fursona

still can't believe the last diesel powered American aircraft carrier was called the USS Tittypawg

Painfully accurate depiction of my watch partner and I on our morning watch, courtesy of @marion-thejackal.bsky.social

Hello unemployed people in my phone

Accidentally summoning an eldritch god because I was fishing. Giving my profession not an unlikely scenario

Donating more artifacts to my friends

Why does michael get to look cool in work clothes but I look like I have to notify the neighbourhood when I move in in my work clothes :(

I'm engaging, hi

Either way I agree

Climate as in political climate or as in temperature and weather?

Probably won't be able to finish this bike until I need it so I'm going to have to pull up to a race on a pitbike and embarrass myself which is of course going to be hilarious

Learning about great lakes freighters would be so much cooler if they had names like "megalodon Gatling gun" instead of them all being called some name like Carter Pewterschmidt

Women are so beautiful

great new addition to the genre of elon musk posts complaining about people being really mean to him

I can play as hatsune Miku while playing split screen with friends? This is it. This is the best kart racer ever made

The vagina of a blue whale is technically large enough to swim through #muffdiving 🐳

Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds x Hatsune Miku key art.

To celebrate the collaboration between Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Hatsune Miku, a special piece of artwork has been created!

This time, the virtual singer is ready to shine on the racetrack!

My favourite train is the west German V200 diesel train because it looks like a Volkswagen type 2 van that a furry drew inflation fetish art of

damn that's an entire Nissan Foliage

These boobs are made for gawking or whatever Nancy Sinatra said

The buggy