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I read light socks at first and thought "Well, of course. It's winter. Get yourself some socks of substance."

06.12.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends if they need to grease him up. Making him a TWO TIME WINNER, that totally bests all those folks with ONE crummy Nobel Prize, like some OTHER presidents. Ha. Just one. Losers.

06.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Oregon Trail continues to impact my life in ways I'd never have suspected.

06.12.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Astral story, let's go through it. Is the first sentence a euphemism? Possibly. Second sentence doesn't clear it up. Third sentence makes it more likely. Fourth sentence makes it a lot less likely....

But still not zero. (Unless you have the previous roofer story context, then you know it wasn't).

05.12.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See, but that's what he WANTS. He gets very excited when he watches Maf Men.

That's the problem.

05.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Kindle app showing 58 books read so far in 2025.

Screenshot from Kindle app showing 58 books read so far in 2025.

Probably be 60 at the end of the year would be my guess.

05.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever read something and wish you'd been spaghettified instead?

04.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tobey's an optimist! Or, she just expects they'll all just kind of become rust red from here, and it isn't worth bothering with...

03.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tobey covered in blood holding a knife.

Could be LITERALLY any day of the week.

03.12.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of those pictures that gets weirder the longer you look at it.

03.12.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since worldwide 60 to 70 million people die every year, and we're going for "hundreds of millions", he's saved about as many people die worldwide for three years, minimum.

Impressive for the guy that doesnt know tariffs are paid by purchasers, not sellers.

02.12.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, they're INNOVATING here. Who else ever thought of combining the fourth bedroom with a bathroom and making it smaller than the walk in closet for the main bedroom?

01.12.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, I'm not an architect, and there's some interesting ideas here. Combining your fourth bedroom with a bathroom, and it being half the size of the guest bath next to it and being smaller than the walk in closet for the Master?

Oh, right. No, that's insane.

01.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Signed Metrophage a possibility? Or Butcher Bird?

01.12.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mega Man cover. It is god awful. Seriously, Megan Man is in a primarily yellow suit with blue highlights and has a gun. He's drawn poorly, the background is a mess of random things, yellow rocks, palm trees for some reason. What the hell?

Mega Man cover. It is god awful. Seriously, Megan Man is in a primarily yellow suit with blue highlights and has a gun. He's drawn poorly, the background is a mess of random things, yellow rocks, palm trees for some reason. What the hell?

29.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you enjoy those 5 concerts? Because that's all that really matters.

29.11.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Homelands had......

Uh....

Joven's Ferrets!

29.11.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me of the video of the little Daschund that runs in front of their owner and flops on their back for belly rubs.

29.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're gonna sit down. We're gonna go through the Fallen Empires and Homelands spoilers. Then I will ask you your opinion of Spider-Man again."

Don't leave out Homelands!

29.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So... we put you to sleep? XD

29.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then maybe some judges should start jailing some DOJ lawyers for contempt.

28.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, that's possible? Where's that threshold? I need to know. For... Reasons.

28.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bob Dylan
Gogol Bordello
Weird Al Yankovic
Breaking Benjamin
Pixies

28.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a Frame.Work desktop on release, and have had it sitting aside for weeks because I couldn't work up the energy to re-arrange everything to get it added to the KVM.

Took 10 minutes. Barely any effort.

So, I feel your pain.

28.11.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! It's Fleetwood Mac, and from Rumors. That alone is enough information to make using it in a wedding video... and interesting choice =P

Then if you watch the 1997 concert and see how Stevie Nicks DEATH STARES Lindsey Buckingham while singing Silver Springs....

26.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have a more forgiving nature than I do.

25.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fifth Element is my favorite movie ever.

24.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're the epitome of "turn off brain, enjoy the hell out of the spectacle," movie. Always watchable. Don't need to make sense, just be visually awesome.

24.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Astral: "Wait, my retirement plan! Nooooooo!"

22.11.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why does Eddie's brother trip so much?"

"He's always looking up."

"Why?"

"Pianos."

20.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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