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@woodbean.bsky.social

(He/Him) Occasionally funny. Less often poignant. Just a wannabe maker trying to make his way thru this mess of a world.

16 Followers  |  20 Following  |  11 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  1.4143

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One of us! One of us!

27.01.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue and white shark mascot is standing in front of a water fountain ALT: a blue and white shark mascot is standing in front of a water fountain
23.11.2024 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was written by Nazis

23.11.2024 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post workout breakfast time: trying the King Biscuit from Sunrise Memphis. I hear it’s a BEAST.

15.11.2024 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bet. I ended up taking a nap like a good old man. LOL

14.11.2024 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow… Capt. Brain Worm in charge of Department of Health and Human Services

It's goin' down, I'm yellin' timber!

14.11.2024 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy β€˜InfoWars’ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...

2nd greatest news of the day:
The Onion bought Info Wars LOL

14.11.2024 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry... we're coming for you... there is NO escape from our stupid, inane posts!

14.11.2024 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard back from the Vet: Pupper's done with the scan and waking up from anesthesia.
Preliminary review showed her as clear. Oncologist is going to take a deeper look later, but there isn't any expectation of a change. Full report should be to us in ~24hrs.

14.11.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dropped the pupper off this morning at the vet for a 3 month follow-up CT.

Little girl has been through so much. 2 major cancer surgeries (adrenalectomy & lung lobectomy) and a parathyroid removal, all in August. Baby girl needs a break.

I just really want to hear a clean bill of health.

14.11.2024 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lorem ipsum. Hello world. All that other first post jazz.

13.11.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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