Alexandria 🏳️‍⚧️

you might think that I’m antisemitic, but would an antisemite make vague, grandiose proclamations about wanting what’s best for the future of humanity?

It’s fucked up that weight loss advertising is so ubiquitous. I actually do not want to see that shit please go away

Grandmas gift cookies in sewing tins b/c they expect sewing kits in cookie tins

the sole and exclusive purpose of the Supreme Court adopting an ethics code is to generate this headline

Loveeeee

It’s wild that my experiences with the healthcare system as a trans person have left me jaded and totally unwilling to believe something is straightforward or being taken care of for me. I’ve had to fight for every inch and when something is easy I get suspicious and nervous I missed something

I’ve had the same $2 toothbrush body since like 2006 and I fucking love it so much. The heads are super cheap and easy to replace and I’ve gotten perfect hygiene scores from my dentist all my life which I solely ascribe to this cheap electric toothbrush

Yknow in some ways I’ve reached the end of my transition bc now I’m just another white lady talking to other ladies on Facebook about tropical houseplants

Begging her to call me back (waiting for the surgery scheduler to contact me so I can get an orchiectomy)

Tfw you agree to wake up at 4am to watch a movie with your European friends at their local time

Forget star signs what’s your silly system for venmo transaction messages

I would totally work 3-14s over 5-8 or 4-10 if someone was insane enough to allow that

Working 5-5 is such a girlboss thing for me to do

So sad to think of the days when a little Caesar’s hot and ready was exactly $5, and now they’re $8.99

Unpopular opinion but Thundercat’s voice is as appealing as using a cheese grater to sand off my fingerprints

Listicle is a poisonous word

I only have good posts if I’m in a state of sleep deprived delirium (my bedtime is 9:30 and it’s 11:15)

These colors don’t run (my eyeliner is waterproof)

Why is matching eyeliner wings so hard!

Never greened out, never blacked out (but got really close the only time I’ve been drunk!)

My white husky Cassie laying on the floor of my kitchen with her eyes partly closed and her legs splaying towards the camera

She owns us. She is the queen and this house is full of jesters who exist only to entertain her. We are nothing without her.

It is simply not possible to evacuate over one million people in 24 hours from the zone of attack in Gaza. The answer to horrific atrocities by Hamas cannot be collective punishment upon an entire population, 50 percent of which are children.

screenshot of a strong towns article by asia mieleszko on October 10th: Breaking: California Transportation Official Demoted for Opposing Highway Expansion

this country is terminally and suicidally carbrained. absolutely rotten to the core

Why are migraines a thing! That’s so uncool of my brain :(

Got recruitment emails for George Mason University Antonio Scalia law school, unhinged

9/11 created DHS, ICE, Patriot Act etc. national tragedies will always be exploited by colonizers to punish those deemed undesirable or in the way

It has a high tech industrial zone so it will be fine, this is fair and reasonable

This is what it’s always about. Make way for the colonizers

My freshman/sophomore GPA was 3.33, junior year when I started transitioning it was 3.67, and senior year when I was fully out it was 3.92. That is WILD! I was taking major-specific, upper division classes (400+ only for my senior year) and my GPA improved because dysphoria wasn’t crushing me.