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accidental baroque from my dog

Had an extremely vivid dream where Chat Pile went on tour with Mamaleek again but the other opener was Emo Philips. Yes the 90s comedian. And it was the most incredible experience I've ever had in a dream, we need weird alt comedians opening for (weird) bands again

I keep falling asleep watching Twilight Zone episodes and I'm having the most insane dreams that feel never-ending as a result. Last night I was living in a post-apocalyptic version of my town and a huge brown bear was my best friend and wouldn't stop trying to cuddle with me

A random hobby of mine is collecting pictures of empty hotel hallways/other unoccupied places, I think they're neat :v}

The Jet2 holiday meme except it's me slowly realizing that I somehow got a double eye infection while on a trip 24 hours after thinking that my eyes were just really red from eating some edibles

[The Boss voice] "What's it going to be, Jack.....loyalty to the house rules or loyalty to me????"

......nah ignore that

A kid who was dressed as Big Boss at a hardcore/metal show I went to on Halloween got kicked out for crowdkilling in the pit. There's some kind of hilarious MGS joke that could be made about that but I just don't know what

The new Beavis and Butthead episodes are honestly incredibly funny
[Heavy sigh] wow I'm glad I got that off my chest

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

I hope you all* enjoyed my every two- to three-month allotment of two to four posts in rapid succession after remembering that I still have Twitter and Bluesky
*all two of you

Ahhhh classic Florida

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 Some recent @theflenser.bsky.social and friends photos: Planning for Burial, Street Sects, Consumer, and A Monolithic Dome.

Cloud (2024, dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa)

I have not experienced true joy since Lasagna Cat made that comeback in 2017

I think about "why are they filming it. why isn't any one helping him" at least once a week

Live
Laugh
(Mama)Leek

Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites

You're welcome! And thanks for the repost :)

Posting some of my Mamaleek photos here too because I'm annoying and need them on every social media profile I have because I really really like how they came out

A lady behind me at the advance screening of Eddington asked how I got a press pass and was like "oh I got mine from Brian." Girl who the hell is Brian. I don't know you

I'm using a thing to post on Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously btw because idk who uses what anymore. So sorry if you're being subjected to duplicate posts

"HE SAID NO PICKLES"

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Instagram got worse so I'm putting these here, too. I designed a graphic inspired by Boiler Room by Mamaleek and figured out how screenprinting works after an arduous 4 months just to print my own shirt.

Presented without context

I'm just going to use my Bluesky to post facts about No Country For Old Men.
Did you know that the brass Zippo lighter wasn't created until 1982? Since Anton uses one to blow up that car in front of the pharmacy, this contradicts the fact that the film takes place in 1980.

Ask me anything about the Coen brothers' 2007 epic No Country for Old Men. Please