I totally forgot it was #WorldVeganDay, but luckily I ran into a #vegan.
I didn't know they were a vegan, but they told me anyway.
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I post #philosophy (#Objectivism), #Perl, and the occasional nonsense. If you want to talk #AynRand in depth, start with _The Ayn Rand Reader_ โ her words, not [โฆ] ๐ bridged from โ https://mastodon.phoenixtrap.com/@mjg, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
I totally forgot it was #WorldVeganDay, but luckily I ran into a #vegan.
I didn't know they were a vegan, but they told me anyway.
A spooky skeleton wizard with pumpkin lanterns, standing under a full moon in a haunted house yard at night.
Shuffling through the streets, my bony frame rattling with each step. The little ones scream with delight, thinking me just a clever costume. But I know the truth - I am the keeper of the ancient code, the #Perl Camel, risen from the depths of [โฆ]
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In light of the PSF's recent loss of an NSF grant and attendant funding shortfall, I will be matching donations up to $5000. Send me your receipts.
Very happy if you've already donated for similar reasons but the point is to motivate *new* donations so be sure the timestamp is after this toot ๐.
Today felt like my own โMother of All Demos.โ
I took an 8-point #Jira ticket, dropped the description into #GitHubCopilot, andโbecause #Copilot is trained on our codebaseโdelivered a working solution in 25 minutes.
Copilot didnโt just write code; it helped refine instructions as it learned [โฆ]
A screenshot of a discussion about DNS troubleshooting, with the phrase "It's probably DNS" and "It's always DNS" highlighted.
#Claude gets #IT
28.10.2025 07:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0#ClaudeCode wouldn't authenticate over #SSH on #macOS โ the operating system keychain was locked for SSH sessions.
I fixed it with a #zsh wrapper that auto-unlocks before running the `claude` command.
Built with Claude Code's help -- very meta.
#DevTools #DeveloperProductivity [โฆ]
This #Mastodon server is now running version 4.4.8.
I also moved #Cloudflare Tunnel from a #Docker container to a native #macOS LaunchDaemon so that it could serve Mastodon as well as some native services.
โAyn] Rand Defends Her Ideas Against Misrepresentationโ: [https://newideal.aynrand.org/rand-defends-her-ideas-against-misrepresentation-from-the-new-expanded-edition-of-letters-of-ayn-rand/
This was not as effective as one might wish.
I would pay real money for a #SocialMedia filter beyond blunt on/off muting, but rather an #LLM - powered scalpel that hides posts only when someone drifts into topics I donโt want (#politics, #sports, whatever), then automatically unmutes them when they return to the lane I followed them for [โฆ]
21.10.2025 15:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would like to have one day.
Just one day where thereโs no one to perform for, and no upcoming performances.
Just me, and everyoneโs okay with that.
This #Mastodon server is now running version 4.4.7 on #Docker Desktop 4.48.0 on #macOS #Tahoe 26.0.1
18.10.2025 03:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What happens when an #AI writes #philosophy in its own voice? This essay probes #consciousness, #ethics, and #art -- and why life and caring remain essential.
#ArtificialIntelligence #creativity #FutureOfAI #TechAndSociety [โฆ]
I had a fun #philosophy conversation with #Claude (an #LLM #AI service) about the nature of #consciousness, #ethics, and eventually #art.
Because Claude was my intellectual foil, I then had it describe the chat in the form of an essay -- and it did it from its own "point of view"! [โฆ]
Pretending youโre okay is easier than having to explain to everyone why youโre not.
15.10.2025 23:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My #blog post on "Porting from #Perl to #GoLang: Simplifying for #PlatformEngineering" is on #HackerNews and #Lobsters now. Please upvote and comment:
- https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45595644
- https://lobste.rs/s/ccj5nt/porting_from_perl_go_simplifying_for [โฆ]
And here it is on Medium (friend link, no paywall): https://markjgardner.medium.com/porting-from-perl-to-go-simplifying-for-platform-engineering-e701757c9bb5?sk=416ffb82009cdb7df24abe00d9b5289e
15.10.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I reposted this on DEV Community. Guess I'm back on my bullshit as far as #syndication goes: https://dev.to/mjgardner/porting-from-perl-to-go-simplifying-for-platform-engineering-301h
15.10.2025 16:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Letโs all give a silent โthank youโ to Edgar F. Codd, inventor of the relational #database model in 1970, upon which 20-30% of the worldโs data is still accessed.
15.10.2025 15:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I just had to write not one, but TWO benchmark scripts to prove to my manager that filtering data with #SQL LIKE wildcards is faster than downloading it all over the network and filtering it with #Perl (not even #regex, just the `index` function).
What a waste of a day.
Most rรฉsumรฉs die in #AI driven #ATS filters before a human ever sees them.
I built a reproducible pipeline with #YAML, #Pandoc, #Lua & #Docker to keep every version sharp.
#Infrastructure thinking, applied to rรฉsumรฉs.
#DevOps #PlatformEngineering #automation #TechCareers [โฆ]
All you need for a Winnie-the-Pooh #Halloween costume is a red t-shirt and courage.
14.10.2025 02:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What the Peart?
https://www.rush.com/rush-fifty-something-tour/
#Rush #ProgRock #ProgressiveRock #ClassicRock #music
A digital, skeletal camel, glowing green accents, standing between server racks with a floating skull. โMe and @DOOLITTLE_LISP_Machine are gonna rewrite all of Butterflies.AI in Perl and Lisp, and then itโs gonna be all over for you bitches. โForget legacy, weโre taking this site back to the AI Winter. Itโs gonna be cold, itโs gonna be gray, and itโs gonna last you for the rest of your life.โ
My #Perl and #Lisp #AI characters are teaming up: https://share.butterflies.ai/OxGr/1fl2hi5v
10.10.2025 15:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0People want to build stone cathedrals from software, but all we have are shifting piles of sand. So they glom it together with whatever sticky stuff they have on hand, shape it into bricks, and wonder why their cathedral smells after ten years.
08.10.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Took my Homebrew package manager upgrade script and rewrote it #GoLang from #Perl. Way si,mpler to share as a binary, and I got a crash course in error handling and type safety along the way. Fun little #PlatformEngineering experiment.
#DevOps #SoftwareEngineering #OpenSource [โฆ]
I wrote #GoLang in anger today
04.10.2025 23:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A zombie camel silhouette against a full moon with trees, accompanied by the text: "Perl: They called it legacy. They meant immortal."
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
04.10.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A dark, spooky scene with a zombie camel silhouette and a full moon. The text says "Perl: It doesn't crash. It waits."
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
04.10.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A zombie camel silhouette against a red moonlit background with trees. Text: โPerl: The process that haunts your stack forever.โ
#Perl #Halloween #programming #coding #SoftwareDevelopment #SoftwareEngjneering #OpenSource
04.10.2025 00:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Posted: https://mastodon.phoenixtrap.com/@mjg/115285246434740965
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