Dr. Albert ThD

My favorite is the look on their faces when they think I’m a stupid and then I hit them with a big giant smart.

The elephant does not concern their self with snakes just because their trunk does not drag.

I just wanna chill & practice strike three calls with my bros

I really want to do just what my body wants to.

Apologies for my state of Texas to Yungblud for the worst pit ever

Hey @nostalgiacon.bsky.social if you’re feeling reminiscent, come catch Steven Spielberg’s HOOK at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston today at 5:00pm!

I hope they give the Muppets eyelids when resting while not at work

listen to a little ditty about Jack and Diane, and tell me you don’t want a hotdog after the first half of the song

Memories are like marbles.

Did I mess up passing on the $80 white & blue Cortezs? Texas bred pseudo-runner here.

“There is nobody in culture that mattered that was anywhere near the right.”- T. Heidecker

Lightening has struck and my sand is now glass.

“Hello, nice to meet you. I’m Albert. Do you shake hands?”

“At 12, Hughes was photographed for the local newspaper, which identified him as the first boy in Houston to have a "motorized" bicycle, which he had built from parts of his father's steam engine.[15] He was an indifferent student, with a liking for mathematics, flying, and mechanics.”

A kids TV show/web series about a young Howard Hughes in Houston. Think Astro boy with Steven Universe and Pelswick leanings. He has a motorized bicycle he built himself.

This year, don’t forget about the Criterion sale

I never thought at 37 years young I would be saying “I can’t wait to go home and play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater”.

When you bite off more than you can chew, you can barely breathe, barely think, and hardly communicate.

"There is only one thing I fear in life, my friend... One day the black will swallow the red."

“Your pen nib is upside down.” If you ever want to feel humbled, go take an art class.

Today I learned it takes exactly 12 fluid ounces to unthirsty myself.

Today in art school my teacher said smudges were OK but mine were so huge and embarrassing I am going to start over but still in turn both projects like I’m one of those prodigies.

“ definitely not a wall, because that thing got busted through”

Film is such a vast world of talent and creativity. Fame has nothing to do with it.

Absolutely flunked Lent Season 2025

Me describing the Bari Sax compared to the other saxes: Imagine learning to ride a motorcycle. You can now go anywhere and do anything, but you know its a monster. So you go try your bicycle, your skateboard, your roller blades. You’ll get to where you’re going, but you know nothing will compare.

Domino’s now has stuffed crust. The world is definitely ending.

“They do not eat like us, each one with a plate, but all from the same plate.”

Watching Tampa Pro: “Next up, Reef Orlando!”

Happy Skate Shop Day 2025! I got a Natas re-issue from Real, a Chocolate x Houston cap, and I’m not done! Looking for the Eric Koston x Lance Mountain 1994 re-issue from Girl Skateboards.