Joe Rozner

Timtam slams!

Sending someone to join with a recorder

If only there were some alliance or consortium that was focused on that.

What if we did something even more crazy. What if we made using this something that was included in the base license for products so you didn’t need to pay extra to use it?

I live a block away, literally line of sight, to an AT&T CO in Los Angeles. They won’t provide me fiber. The fiber is likely already run

Someone is going to have a bad day when they realize they lost this

West coast best coast

I wonder how much it costs and whether the airspace over the White House is protected?

Generally happy with the how my hushcon presentation came out but it definitely should have been 45 minutes. It felt rushed and like I had to trim a lot. Hopeful to bring a revised version somewhere else and continue to talk about what we can do to improve authNZ and IAM

Is this a vuln from switch 1 software using the compat layer?

How do we turn this decision into introducing tagged unions so we can get Result/Option and then revisit it?

This has been the biggest take away I’ve had as well. When I buy I’m probably going electric

Ya, probably a few weeks. Dm me an address and I’ll get one in the mail this week

Have some extras if you want one

This year’s contest was an rp2350 based “crypto wallet” with secure boot, encrypted flash, protected OTP, disabled debugging, and the glitch detectors turned up. The design is meant to be a target to easily replicate Aeden’s attack against the chip with no desoldering

Such a terrible name and an even worse UI

The one thing I do miss about Covid was just not getting sick. I feel like it’s still much less frequent than I used to but I basically went two years with nothing

The Offspring is touring with Jimmy Eat World and New Found Glory. What year is it?

I was so unhappy with my desktop mill that I bought to upgrade from the pcb mill, which I loved. I wanted to give them another shot. This is a terrible user experience and completely unreasonable for what the hardware costs. It should just work out of the box.

What's even worse about this is that the instructions don't call out the need for it, there's no indication that it's the problem. It just fails with a stack trace and I saw the bad CPU type in executable in the error message.

I bought a $1300 pen plotter from Bantam Tools. I go to set it up and the software fails to run because I don't have rosetta2 installed on my mac. We're 5 years into Apple releasing Apple Silicon. How do you sell a high end commercial product and not support it yet?

Those matzah balls look great. Now I want to make some

Is bundling a SIP soft phone enough to qualify for tariff exception?

Silicon Valley crosswalk buttons apparently hacked to imitate Musk, Zuckerberg voices Crosswalk buttons along the mid-Peninsula appear to have been hacked, so that when pressed, voices professing to be Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk begin speaking.

www.paloaltoonline.com/technology/2...

This crosswalk hack needs to get nominated for a pwny

Is now the right time to invest in the company that made the nets Foxconn used for when manufacturing comes back to the US?

Really excited to test out the YubiHSM 2 as a very low cost option for running our PKI on prem.

Found some old photos from @cellphonedude.bsky.social of me learning how to blow fire at shellcon

Got an instant pot. First time using it immediately burned the shit out of my hands. Also, searing in a tall narrow pot is not the way. Will definitely be doing that in a pan and transferring going forward

Enjoying the 1” of overnight powder. At least it’s slightly better than the ice sheet it was yesterday