I'm very dishy – which is to say, I'm round and shallow, and covered in bits of food.
10.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why is there no 'New Milton Keynes, Illinois'? Or ‘New Telford Oakengates, Texas’? Our place names not good enough for them now?
10.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm an atheist now, but in my previous incarnation I believed any old shit.
10.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, don't be in a rush for Trump to die!
Be in a rush for him to *start* dying.
10.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We live in the world Vladimir Putin designed for us all. Brexit is his. Trump is his.
The suffering people of the world should be allowed to physically tear the little shitter into tiny scraps, and feed the pieces to unfortunate dogs.
10.10.2025 11:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The pixels never lie. Also a generic 'Tangy' flavour. The degeneration of our society is not imaginary.
10.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Donald Trump thirsting for a Nobel Peace Prize, like Quasimodo pining for Esmerelda. Except Esmerelda was a billion times more likely to go down on Quasimodo than that foul lump of foetid evil is to ever in any sense merit a Nobel prize.
10.10.2025 11:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wish the world would just return to some vague semblance of dull stability and sustainability, so I can redivert my energy into less essential things, like campaigning to bring back flavoured Twiglets. Especially Curry flavour, whose memory doesn't even survive as a small jpeg of the packet.
10.10.2025 10:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YouTube video by magnificentTVchannel
Neil Innes - Imitation Song by Ron Nasty of the Rutles
On this #FabFOolsFriday, the day after what should have been Ron Nasty's 85th, here's the great man's poppycock-eyed swan song, The Imitation Song. Keep on Rutling, guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J353... ✌🏾🎶🃏
10.10.2025 10:36 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Gaza ceasefire has now come into effect, Israel’s military says – live
Ceasefire came into effect at midday local time
Alexei Sayle saying "They lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie and they lie..." should be your earworm for the whole rest of your time on Earth. It certainly is for me. Don't ever be taken in by the lies again. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
10.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David Baddiel has alllll the negatives.
10.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This scum needs to be stopped.
On May 6 2010 the world went wrong. We have done nothing to deserve Nigel Farage’s foul existence. Something must be done. And soon.
on.soundcloud.com/QprKJ2jMEgcw...
10.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Who is the REAL monster?”
THE BOGEYMAN. The Bogeyman is the real momster.
Next.
09.10.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
George Bernard Shaw was so rubbish he even forgot to put the songs in My Fair Lady.
09.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just realised that Donald Trump has already outlived my wonderful Dad by at least three months. Don’t talk to me about this timeline.
09.10.2025 17:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
STOP PUSHING PISTACHIOS ALL THE BLEEDING TIME.
09.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mary Whitehouse used to wear HORN-RIMMED glasses. Dirty cow.
09.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do we even have a King Edward VII Hospital, anyway? The fat sod's been dead for over a century, nobody can help him now.
09.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
1 Illegalise Reform
2 Execute Farage and his enablers for Treason
3 Gut BBC and ITV News, ban GBNews, Mail, Express and Telegraph
3 Bring in mandatory ethics training in order to qualify to vote
4 DON’T DO IT AGAIN.
09.10.2025 16:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry, but there is far, FAR too much policing of trousers in parenting for my liking. Policing my own is tough enough.
09.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It would be lovely if someone could just say to Netanyahu "Benny, TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT!" – and we could all just watch the penny drop. He'd feel so foolish. Someone really should have told him before now.
09.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Jem Roberts
HEY, FRED! – Lost John Lennon Song Surfaces!
On what should have been Sir John Winston O’Boogie Ono Lennon’s 85th birthday, here’s his last ever undiscovered classic song, lovingly recreated at last: HEY, FRED! ✌🏽 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQB1... #JohnLennon
09.10.2025 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cadoc & The Mouse: Fenni Fach #Wales #Folklore #Britain #Storytelling #Myths
TikTok video by Tales of Britain
Happy #FolkloreThursday! From our Tiktok collection, here's Brother Bernard visiting the landscape of the wonderful Welsh legend CADOC & THE MOUSE! www.tiktok.com/@talesofbrit... 🏴🐁
09.10.2025 09:49 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by Carter’s Remasters
John Lennon - About The Awful (LIVE Poem Reading) [HQ]
Happy Un-85th, Dr Winston O'Boogie, Poet: youtu.be/eQx7BWRNuEM #JohnLennon
09.10.2025 09:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Glad to see The Guardian has my back here. Five stars from them is the clearest guarantee of absolute bullshit any cultural product could ever require. They actively encourage you to let this vapid WANK blind you to the state of this shitty world. #TheTraitors
09.10.2025 09:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
'War in Gaza'
'Honesty at BBC News'
'Creative invention in a Harry Potter book'
'Brains in Trump's head'
'Justice in this universe'
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09.10.2025 09:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Enjoy the News: or as I like to call it, ‘The Living People Who Deserve To Die And The Dying People Who Deserve To Live Show’.
09.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone needs to explain to Germany that supporting today’s genocidal Israelis doesn’t actually make their slaughter of millions of jews 80 years ago, you know, cool.
09.10.2025 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean, why doesn’t anyone make it clear that Traitors is literally just ‘Murder In The Dark’ in a Big Brother environment? Everything else is just obnoxious and derivative set-dressing. If The Traitors is the best bread & circus we’re offered, no wonder bloody revolution feels so close.
09.10.2025 07:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why is everyone pretending that The Traitors isn’t shit? Is it some kind of meta joke?
08.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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