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I do art sometimes :3 Birth year: 1989 Age:35 PFP by Mipi @mipixiv.bsky.social

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There is an armadillo laying in the parking spot in front of my therapist office, looking cute and peaceful. I am sad. I am envious. I want to hug the armadillo.

30.09.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job. AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:

This whole section really.

28.09.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9689    πŸ” 4333    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 115

Oh no D:

29.08.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yis eat da soggy noodle... Consume

24.08.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"today"

15.08.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who if...
You blow em up
THEN EAT THEM?!

13.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#webcomic #falseknees

27.06.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1135    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Be safe friends!

22.06.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made this for my friend. πŸ˜‚
ε‘¨δΊ”ηš„εŠε€œεšθΏ·ε› εˆ°εΊ•

#ApeTogetherStrong

15.11.2024 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 694    πŸ” 232    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Omg this is so cute!!! I'm foaming at the mouth!

06.06.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be illegal for a girl to be this eepy

31.05.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫠 Maybe decaf next time...

19.03.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

07.03.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21082    πŸ” 2126    πŸ’¬ 1031    πŸ“Œ 236
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Omg I love these! Ahhhh!

02.03.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
sorry for 
getting excited about something
specfic and talking about it too much 

IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

sorry for getting excited about something specfic and talking about it too much IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

02.03.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 150    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

I still think the most romantic πŸ’˜ and considerate thing to say today is:

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβš§οΈTRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

(Pass it on)

14.02.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Ah yes immediately regretting drinking coffee. As nature intended.

15.02.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodest boi achieved

15.02.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty holding a pride flag with the message "love is luv"

Gritty continues to be a real one

22.01.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 32329    πŸ” 5559    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 278
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i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

23.01.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14428    πŸ” 1991    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 107

I fricken died, almost instantly fully relief of my anxiety and made my day. Dad jokes save lives I swear.

11.12.2024 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was anxious today going to donate old clothes. So, I get to the drop off area and the dude processing does the typical good morning to me then goes "Oh, did you hear about the kidnapping?" And I'm getting more anxious now and was like what no? And he goes " yeah, he's awake now."

11.12.2024 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today I have felt so productive. Here's hoping that carries over to tomorrow so I can cull these belonging just sitting in storage.

09.12.2024 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tabby cat resting his head partly on a pillow and partly on my arm as I use my computer mouse.

A tabby cat resting his head partly on a pillow and partly on my arm as I use my computer mouse.

Sometimes, I question if anything matters, if anyone cares, if anyone loves me. Then, every morning, a little man jumps into my bed and pushes me to get up but only after he props up on my shoulders and gives me kisses. I love my cat so much!

03.12.2024 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fricken loving #Atlyss it's so affordable and cute and... oh no.. I'm gonna hyper focus on this aren't I?

03.12.2024 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?! the most frustrating thing when you don't notice for several rows xwx

30.11.2024 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

>x< sorry if my alt text isn't super good I'm not super sure how detailed to get with it or what really to put but I try! If anyone has suggestions on what I can do better I'm open to the input. ^^ Thank you!

30.11.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An underwater drawing of an octopus mermaid with a missing arm. The mer has a fishnet top in a lavender coloring with green skin, yellow eyes, pale green hair and a bluish tail with freckling.

An underwater drawing of an octopus mermaid with a missing arm. The mer has a fishnet top in a lavender coloring with green skin, yellow eyes, pale green hair and a bluish tail with freckling.

Did this several weeks ago but been to meh to post till today. #digitalart #mermaid #art #myart

30.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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