Modern BasePaul

there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3

remembering one time in college when was at a streetlight manifesto concert and had to take a whole pre-renaissance art history quiz on my phone in between bands because I forgot it was due at 11:59pm that night.

Zohran Mamdani. Overlaid text reads: Breaking news - Andrew Cuomo concedes New York mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani

Breaking news: Former New York state governor Andrew Cuomo has conceded to progressive rival Zohran Mamdani in the Democratic primary for New York City’s next mayor www.ft.com/content/e4b8...

"I asked chatGPT" well I spun around in my office chair until I got dizzy

A black and white drawing of a sweating ICE agent, looking over his shoulders at a bunch of disembodied eyes watching him. The text reads WE CAN SEE YOU

Summer 2025 edition

just put tariffs on fentanyl, stupid

a big sandwich might be life changing

New PUP track makes me want to (in the best way possible) slam-dance in an active tire fire 🔥

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

rice is a river 🐊🍙

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YouTube video by Headgum Rice is a River

Can someone @headgum.com tell Geoff that the latest Headgum Pod ep is an all-chine great? thanks

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This is Nosferatu if he got really into clubbing

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Even eternal life isn’t forever, dude.

absolutely wild post

it’s climate change. it’s always been climate change. this shit isn’t normal, no matter how much politicians and billionaires try to convince us it is. my heart goes out to everyone in LA right now 💙

v cool that as i sit here with my belongings packed in my car, ready to flee my home, the richest dweeb in the world and the president's son are posting shit like "uhh fires start when george soros rubs wokeness and dei together." i hate that we have to share a planet with these fucking idiots.

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Your midweek reminder that billionaires shouldn’t exist.

god the way i will lose my mind if ANDOR season 2 has even more scenes of imperial bureaucratic squabbling

what if, hypothetically, I went down to the pinegrove? but I didn’t find anything?

Everytime @jarvis.bsky.social tells me I’m premium…I feel that

howdy Bluesky! I’m an artist from New Jersey and I make art like this when I’m not bursting at the seams with imposter syndrome! good to be here 🖤

my brain literally all day: I don't feel like drawing today

my brain at 9pm: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑵𝒐𝒘 𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒔

i love edging my cars gas meter

i appreciate that one of the narrative conceits of the new scream movies is that the children of a serial killer inherits the serial killer instinct to stab like some kind of superpowered mutation