mrs meowkins

I was working at a big bookstore when this came out and it was like men buying it for their daughters or women getting it for their single friends or relatives, one of the most depressing bestsellers

at least we don’t ever have to worry about our senators on this one

grey and white cat yawning in a window

gm!

booo that sucks

I had to sign a thing saying I wasn’t under the influence of anything when I got my first one

wait I haven’t been on here what happened with your job

how did you even get two beauties like that 💕💕

tiny Tim is rad though

4to has decided to wear her jackets ‘just like mr rogers’ so she zips them all the way up then one quarter back down

What these people want is freedom from obligations to their fellow human beings

All of them, all the obligations, basic moral ones, political ones, all of them

“I’ll see you in two weeks”

he and his sister are my moms cats and their faces are so round with huge round serious eyes they crack me up

Orange and white cat lounging on the floor wearing a plaid bow tie

finally got Franklin a tie

is it crazy to wrap stocking stuff I don’t wrap candy or anything edible

oh no are you ok?

right??

black toe beans 🥹🥹

oh the black and white one has a heart nose ❤️❤️

You can also cut holes in a sports bra

I fell asleep with my head on the coffee table while pumping so many times

Short hair tortie cat with big round eyes and a round face looking down from a shelf near the ceiling

Spatz the cat ✨

nothing is funnier to my kids than sending me endless emoji messages from grandma’s phone

two tiny squirtles being served tea from a tiny sunflower pattern tea set

Squirtle tea party at my house rn

so you’re saying the moms do notice that I’m always wearing black pants and running shoes 😭

cover of the book the mitten

last night’s winter/christmas story time book

have to bargain with them, I give my cats late night dinner so they don’t wake me up too early

BATMAN RETURNS (1992)

I wish the bears were about to have an amazing second half

two small and round and golden loaves of bread

peasant bread instead of biscuits today

i wonder if raw milk will be treated with as much contempt as lattes were for most of my life